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"Enslaved to follow and learn defeat,
to run the barrels and chase the dream,
you are the lame, the tame, the timid, and weak,
I am the strength of will, I conquer the meek."
Well, where to start,I played bass in OBSIDIAN, now I am in ZOMBIE DEATH STENCH, DEMONOLITH, and DARK TIDES, and ya Im a guy.I am also a part of THE LEGION 666 PROMOTIONS TEAM/WEBZINE where we are working on uniting the local california 209 area code extreme underground metal,this means no fucking weak emo screamo shit, no bands that are going to only use us for free exposure, and no people with shitty attitudes or be prepared to get your ass handed to you! We also work with dedicated bands in parts of the world(Arizona,Finland,Sweeden, Canada, and the UK).
Im into gore, horror movies, porn, metal, and muppet babies.If anyone out there wants to book my band just go to http://www.myspace.com/zombiedeathstench or email me at
[email protected]. I would like to meet anyone that is real and true to themselves and the people around them. I am tired of dealing with fake ass fuckers out there that need to get my boot shoved so far up there asses that they puke my laces! Stay true to yourself whatever the hell it is that you are into and that is all that matters. Other than that, I am eager to meet fellow brutal ass metal head skull crushing mother fuckers that want to get fucked up and get into some shit together, be they male or female it does'nt matter, I've partied with some crazy metal head ladies!
Thanks to everyone that has supported the local scene here that the hard working mother fuckers in The Legion 666 have been working on thus far. And a big middle finger to those that did'nt believe and talked there shit,fuck off! You know who you are, and your selfishness and holier than though attitudes will do nothing more than weigh you down and drown your sorry asses! FUCK YOU! May your path that you are on be full of thorns and crumble beneath your feet!
If you were wondering where the artwork on this page is from. All artwork done by close friend and guitarist/vocalist of DEMONOLITH,Sean Walusko.(http://www.myspace.com/veraldominae his personal email for people wanting to purchase or check out his artwork http://www.fromthedead.deviantart.com).
Cheers to my bros in DEMONOLITH, DESCEND, DARK TIDES, BLACK SEANCE, CHAINSAWDOMY, SANITY IN DEATH, ZOMBIE DEATH STENCH, INTESTINAL STRANGULATION, HECATE ENTHRONED, USURPER, MORTICIAN, DARK FUNERAL, MARDUK, OBSIDIAN SKY, GRAVE HILL, DISFIGURED, VIOLATOR, IMPERIUM, HOLLOW, OBITUARY, CELTIC FROST, and POSSESSED, may everything all of us do give us the dreams that we have been working toward and heres to us always being friends! Together we will dominate!
Check us all out at THE LEGION 666 page, http://www.myspace.com/thelegion666. We are united under one banner to form the metal scene in the 209 from the ground up. Support your local metal scene bitches!
Thanks to Josh Ruloph
(PIP!)of DESCEND for helping my perevious band,OBSIDIAN, record our awsome demo,killer sound!
"A heretics dream, no "god" but me!
Blasphemate the heavens for glories unseen!"
BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE NYDM/CADM FAMILY, HONOR AND RESPECT THROUGH BRUTALITY!:
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