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Experiencing some difficulty at the bar? Try this trouble shooting guide for emergency help.
Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.
Fault : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face.
Solution : Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.
Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; Beer unusually pale and clear.
Fault : Glass is empty.
Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint.
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Don't want to wake up in the back seat of a camaro with sticky hair? Memorize these handy dandy responses for the next Romeo:
Q: So, what do you do for a living?
A: I'm a female impersonator.
Q: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
A: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Q: Where have you been all my life?
A: Hiding from you.
See more in the blog!
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Having trouble picking up ladies and gents at the bar? Johann Magnus offers his time tested pickup lines: Sagen sie das...
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
(give the person a bottle of tequila) "Drink this, then call me when you're ready."
"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
-Magnus assures us these are guaranteed to work, but we can not be held responsible for any resulting STDs. Thank you and good luck. See more in the blog!
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