The one and only HUNTER S. THOMPSON of course! He’s brilliant in so many ways, and a very intriguing human being. I've gotta agree on his thoughts on America, and I totally admire the impact he's had on society at large.
Bruce Campbell, why? He has a funny cockiness about him and his animated face just makes his moves great. He’s a strange one, Bruce Campbell.
The creator of PlayStation, (anyone know his name?) To tell him he’s a genius for creating a great game console to zone me out into another world man, A+!
God, and ask him why he made people so screwed up!
Mushashi, so he can teach me the ways of the samurai.
Arnold Shwarzenegger, and make fun of his catchy sayings by using them in the conversation; “I’ll be back†Why? It’s just so freakin' hilarious........ to me anyway.
The creator of Magic the Gathering, and ask him for an illustration job! The cards are so great, wonderful art I gotta say!
Walt Disney, and tell him his park is lame and so is he.
Sub Zero and any one from Mortal Kombat!