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Shlong (got engaged)

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About Me

I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time except once my pants are on I make gold records

My Interests


Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding


90%

Hannibal Lecter


90%

Leatherface


80%

Jigsaw


80%

Pinhead


70%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Michael Myers


35%

Candyman


30%

Jason Voorhees


20%

Buffalo Bill


10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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INTERESTS:
Just about anything that life has to offer, except for Steel Wool and eating Squash.
Making an ass of myself to amuse others.
Laughing at myself
Anime
Porn
Laughing at inappropriate times
Telling offensive jokes
Making people feel uncomfortable around me
Watching drunk people
Laughing at others
Eating ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Getting haircuts
Thunderstorms and cloudy days
A MN fall cloudy day with a slight breeze and just laying in the grass with jeans and a hoodie. (the definition of perfection)
Finding other's Demons
Drinking Coffee with creamer
Skinny Dipping
Beer gardens
Going out of my way for others
Visiting friends
Using the moon for light
Hanging out in alley ways and around corners
My friends new and old
Silence, if that is possible
Gazing at the stars
Hanging out with you
Just letting go

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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I'd like to meet:

You or not you?

Music:

Well where do you begin? Tool, APC, Nirvana, NIN, Sublime, The Grateful Dead, Green Day, Weezer, The Living End, Dynamite Hack, You get the picture.

Movies:

Requiem for a dream, Pi, Boondock Saints, Akira, Kite, Ghost in the Shell, The Salton Sea, Good Fellas, Sin City, Oklahoma, The Doors, Brave Heart, The Searchers, and Adam Sandler movies just becuz i was told that i look like him and their funny but they all have the same ending.

Television:

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, Southpark, Chobits, Gilligan's Island NE thing on History Channel, A&E, or the Discovery Channel

Books:

Fingerprints of the Gods, autobiographies, Lessons of Tao,
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher Long
Birthday: 10/27/81
Birthplace: Eyota, MN
Current Location: In the Valley of the Sun (AZ)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11 3/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: All German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Simple
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Women
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom, sausage, bacon, canadian bacon Bannana pudding
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get done with my apprenticeship
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the Fuck am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: my split ends
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Pepsi or Coke: coke, please
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmm Sonic
Cappuccino or Coffee: both mixed together and cold
Do you Swear: not fuckin sure
Do you Sing: in the shower and when i'm wasted
Do you Shower Daily: yes maam, sometimes even twice
Have you Been in Love: havent we all
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: when i find the rite one
Do you believe in yourself: i believe so
Do you think you are Attractive: in the mirror
Do you get along with your Parents: of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: just a little bit
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do Valiums count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not for ages
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh yeh
In the past month have you been on Stage: what kind of stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: i have dumped in the toilet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not lately
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart maybe, jk but yes
Ever been Drunk: cant recall i always black out
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: yes sir
Ever Shoplifted: haha
How do you want to Die: with you in my arms
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: next to you
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever you have
Favourite Hair Color: brunette, freckles a must if ur white
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: i like em all
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont think so, (dont really know)
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing
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