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Im like a robot

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm bored... I just wanna get drunk and work and make money and save it, then move away and work, but not drink as much then go to school and become an english teacher, so I can teach kids to not being total assholes who don't matter... kids these days.....

My Interests

literally nothing. I am so very not interested in anything. "Wait, what's that you said? no wait, before you speak I don't really care so uh.. don't speak"

I'd like to meet:

People who want to pick me up and party

Music:

Thurl Bailey slow jams

Movies:

the 40 year old sturgeon

Books:

I'll write a dozen before I die.

Heroes:

Ben Kweller

My Blog

The fuck you computer poem

Fuck you computer!What's that?There's an error?On my google toolbar?Send error report?Don't send?FUCK YOURSELF!Where's the plug?Unplug, plug in again-Life's ok....
Posted by Im like a robot on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

The cigarette poem

Oh cigarette,how I missed you since our last encounterand in our time apart I've realizedthe love we share, cannot be tamedBreath pure fire from beaming embers,turn teeth brown and fingers yellowTonig...
Posted by Im like a robot on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

Sleep is for the weak

Sleep is for the faint the flimsy the tender, limp, powerless, it's for the wobbly, unsteady the frail the wimpy, sissy, shaky it's for the spineless, soft and nervous bunch of laid back, lame-brained...
Posted by Im like a robot on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

Choice

 To strive for perfection will drive a man insane. Strive for success for true happieness but, you must find your own "true happiness" no one else's. I think to try to be like someone esle is a w...
Posted by Im like a robot on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

the lamp poem

Oh lamp. Oh dear! You take away the fear. You take away the fright because you take away the night. The shadows that may move, I'll show what light can prove. There's nothing to be scared of So don't ...
Posted by Im like a robot on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST

Words and my lips

Words and my lips, an unfamilier thing. Don't speak what's on my mind. Why speak when I could sing? Use other peoples words to express the way I feel but their words aren't mine words flow but it...
Posted by Im like a robot on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST

Its snowing inside me

White and pure as snowWinters here, I didn't knowLook into my eyesand you will witness how I dieI'm more outgoing, losing friendsI hope this feeling never endsThe snow begins to meltI lose those feeli...
Posted by Im like a robot on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

who what where when why.. well not when but.. fuck

what am i doing with my life?why is everything so confusing lately?what are my goals?where do i want to go?what will i take to be content?i want to escape.i want to sleep forever.i need to find myself...
Posted by Im like a robot on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

me

I jeremy krans have no idea what i want to do with my life. I used to just want to get rich but ive realized that thats just too easy ill be rich soon enough ill have more money than i know what to do...
Posted by Im like a robot on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

I am an athiest

As an atheist, you must live an ethical life I am an atheist.     There, now that you have climbed back into your chair and your pulse rate is back to normal and your wife has explained...
Posted by Im like a robot on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST