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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nick
Birthday: April 14th, 1979
Birthplace: Stockton, CA
Current Location: See Above
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: short
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Cool
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hell if I know. Cheap loafers I think.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Crazy internet surveys
Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Go away
Thoughts First Waking Up: God dammit
Your Best Physical Feature: Every part of me
Your Bedtime: the time I go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: All the ones I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper. (mainly beer, but they didn't ask)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Can you date by yourself?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who the hell drinks tea? Losers
Chocolate or Vanilla: None of the above
Cappuccino or Coffee: None of the above
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: God dammit! No damn way.
Do you Sing: Do I sing, or do I sing well? Big difference.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: I did. Three times. Might make it four. Maybe
Do you want to get Married: Already did.
Do you belive in yourself: Are you kidding? I'm my own damn religion
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Do I think the sky is blue on a summer day? (the answer to both is yes, idiot)
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Used to.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope. dammit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup. (yes, it was with my wife. perverts)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just my wifes heart, every single day. (oh yeah, I'm that good)
Ever been Drunk: Ever taken a breath?
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Old and useless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older than I was when I wasn't
What country would you most like to Visit: North Dakota
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Taller than me (goddammit)
Weight: Who the hell cares?
Best Clothing Style: Not
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The White Sox, The Kansas City Chiefs, and Asia Argento. Her dad is a kick ass director and let's face it, she's pretty hot.

My Blog

New crap, act accordingly

Lo, and the Notorious one has gone forth and offered you all new photos.  Comment on them, and he might yet spare your life.  Ignore them at your own peril.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:10:00 GMT

Luxury Hotels and sitting in rose bushes, or how I spent my first week at work.

We begin our saga in the somewhat uncomfortable "Governor's Room" at the Comfort Inn in Davis, the location of our training classes.  The carpet is a shade of gray not found in nature, and has a ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 21:48:00 GMT

You mean I’ve got to start working again?

Holy crap, I've got a job again!  When the hell did that happen?  After a year and a half of being a "man of leisure", I've actually got to start earning my keep again.  On Monday the 2...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:51:00 GMT

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you,,,

Without a dope blog to step to.  Step to, step to.  Computer problems put Notorious on the shoulder of the Internet superhighway for the past few months, but now I'm back.  Partially ba...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:31:00 GMT

Samara is here!

Just in case anyone doesn't already know, my first child was born on June 6th.  Samara Grace is now just over two weeks old and as healthy as she could be.  I'd put pictures up here, but I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:21:00 GMT

The baby

IT'S A GIRL!!!    That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:23:00 GMT

The Epic Battle, or how I conquered The Snow

As some of you are already aware, I spent this past weekend in the wonderful state of Indiana.  As many of you should know, it's cold there.  Cold enough to snow.  As all of you ought t...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:05:00 GMT

There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight oh yeah.

Well kids, I got one run at being a championship fan.  My White Sox won the 2005 World Series, but couldn't get their act together enough to get into the playoffs this year.  Hell, it was&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:31:00 GMT

This blog has not yet been rated by the motion picture association of blogs.

It should come as no surprise to any of you that I hated the very thought of being back in the world of politics.  Also of no surprise to you all, my memory sucks more ass than a bisexual donkey....
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:25:00 GMT

It's hip to be blog.

Holy crap.  That was some kind of night last night.  Laura and Nancy, you have an open invitation to come over here and party any time you want.  That was way more fun than it had any r...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:46:00 GMT