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DDavidd

I know u think u understood what i said, but i don't think what u heard is actually what i meant!

About Me

(On this page.. it's all ABOUT ME!)


I'm almost 129 years old (I tell people that I'm 100 so they'll think I'm younger). I've cleaverly, and successfully disguised myself as a responsible adult. Truth is.... I don't wanna grow up!!! I don't smoke and I don't drink, that much. Usually when I'm awake, IT'S PARTY TIME! When it comes to having fun, I NEVER use an excuse like "It's too far to drive" or "I have to work tomorrow" (unless it's too far to drive or I have to work tomorrow). I work hard in my life, but work won't be hard on my life!! I've even turned my lawn emo so it would cut itself. I'm looking to make some friends since I don't have any. I'm serious when I have to be (yeah right), really I joke about everything (and I mean everything). I even joke and laugh about myself. I enjoy making people laugh & I love it when someone connects on the same level to understand my sarcasm & humor. I've been told that I act like.... "....such a guy." Well, now that's because I'm a lesbian. That's right, I only licke women. Understand now, we all have our weaknesses.... I'm addicted to crack.... and cleavage.
(DISCLAIMER: DDavidd brings hours of satisfaction. Use of DDavidd will bring happiness to your life. Use at your own risk. No assembly required. Batteries not needed. Attitude subject to change without notice. If your smile last more than 4 hours, see your doctor.)

Don't take life too seriously.. you'll never get out alive!

(Write that down.)


Hater's get out Bring It On!!!

My Interests

TZERO PRODUCTIONS KALIMEN LORENCE MICHAELS
For Music Production and/or Beats

I'd like to meet:



New friends with positive attitudes!!

First of all, I'm still a virgin, so be gentle with me. I'm looking to meet fun, spontaneous, very cool, outgoing, energetic, friendly people who are a real joy to be around! You must have a sense of humor (no exceptions)!!!
ATTN: I'm not looking for drama. I don't want users, cheaters, liars, backstabbers, one night stands.... (well, maybe one night stands are ok.. but they better be good!)


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MiSs JeSsIcA

Tzero Productions

Mic Fiend

Alyssa

Erin

Tony "Z" Matt

Mandy

DADADI

Love It or Hate It

*sHeLlY*

Nicole

BUDWEISER GRL!!!

Mayra

Garfield

@RLEENâ„¢

Lorence Michaels

*~VaNeSsA~*

Angie

Adah

DJ J SCRATCH

Robert Flores Ent 57

Showcase Mag - Alex

DA MEXIKANZ

D - Tragic

J. Cock

View All of My Friends

Music:



Ice Cube

Justin Timberlake

Dreamz

Mariah

Snoop Dogg

Ghost

PUSSYCAT DOLLS

Busta Rhymes

I Like: Dance, House, Hip-Hop, Retro, Pop, R&B, basically --- anything that I can shake my ass to!!

Ejemplo Latino






National Guard "Protecting" our Border??
Stop the Nonsense!!

Movies:

Can't list them all, but I like Comedies, Drama, Gangster, Scary, I can even watch "chick flicks" (only with a "chick" of course).... Johnny Depp movies are cool.

Television:

Scares Me

Books:

I can't read really good.

Heroes:

United S tates Ar med Forces