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Turtle Girl

TODAY I SWAM WITH CALIFORNIA SEA LIONS-NOT TOO SHABBY! AND NOW I TAKE MY 1ST STEPS INTO THE PHD PROG

About Me

To say that I have a unique life would be an understatement as recently I came very close to dying. I had a bizarre strain of pneumonia that turned out to be caused by congestive heart failure (CHF). I spent nearly a month in the hospital fighting for my life. Although the experience was some what spiritual, I have not really been ‘changed’ by it. However, ironically, I work doing heart research! My story has touched the lives of many people and so it will be published. Heart disease is the number 1 killer in women! If sharing my story will save 1 life, then I will do it. I’m a research assistant/animal lab tech at my university biomedical lab. My research includes creating mutant axolotls (a type of salamander) commonly called chimeras, to study early embryonic development in the heart. Our research focus is on heart disease and a cure. My recent publication can be found on sciencedirect.com. I also participate in the annual American Heart Association’s heart walk.In addition, I have an extensive background in sea turtle biology, behavior, rehab, research, etc. Sea turtles are one of my passions! I absolutely love sea turtles. Currently I am a consultant for Broward County/Nova Southeastern University as a sea turtle specialist. I enjoy all marine life, reptiles and amphibians, ocean preservation, conservation, animal rights, and endangered species. In my spare time, I enjoy volunteering at a sea turtle hospital and at a local cat/kitten rescue center. Both are non-profit organizations and rely on donations. Always spay or neuter your cats & dogs! I have adopted 3 cats: Caretta, Schizophrenic, & Smudge. I also have 2 red-foot tortoises named Myrtle (the turtle) & Big Red. I also happen to own 3 juvenile axolotls, and finally a puppy that is boxer/retriever named Blondie. The animal kingdom is really coming along at home. I plan to build a terrarium for poison dart frogs too. Finally, I enjoy drinking heavily, worshipping Satan, and driving my friends completely insane! Oh and I try really hard to stop the voices in my head! :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristine
Birthday: 02/13/75
Birthplace: Lancaster, Ohio
Current Location: Pompano Beach, FL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Danish, Swedish, Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Boots
Your Weakness: Falling for the wrong man
Your Fears: Never trusting again
Your Perfect Pizza: Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL and What is a Juggalo?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit! I'm still tired, can I hit the snooze?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Late
Your Most Missed Memory: Any of my Father
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, freshed brewed is best
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Always
Do you Shower Daily: Not really, I'm a biologist
Have you Been in Love: Sadly, yes and I have the war wounds to prove it.
Do you want to go to College: Am in college now
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Not really but I try to play the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I hate sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, my Mom's money-but she knows :)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes by my Brother
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In my sleep or having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Marine Biologist/Herpetologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji Islands & Galapagos
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any as long as they are on me
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Prefer long will take short
Height: Any
Weight: Not too fat but about average
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and a shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: Many, I have migraines
Number of CDs I own: I have no idea, people are always stealing them
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear and 1 belly ring
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to count, I'll start with telling someone you love them
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My Interests

Sea Turtles (& other reptiles), salamanders, rats, volunteering, heart walk, yoga, pilates,good beer, parties, concerts, meeting new people, food, football (Go Dallas Cowboys & Ohio State!), racing, and chillin with the Juggalos!

I'd like to meet:

Glenn Danzig (again)!! Layout made by cristy

Music:

Metal, Classic Rock, ICP, and 80's!

Movies:

AIRPLANE (looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking)!! Best Movie Ever!! I also like Napoleon Dynamite (has anyone seen my Liger-its pretty much my favorite animal), Airheads, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Finding Nemo, The Last Unicorn, Casino, Fast Times @ Ridgemont High, Pulp Fiction, Halloween, Friday the 13th (my Bday), House of a 1000 Corpeses, The Amityville Horror, Night of the Living Dead, Darwin, Evolution, and The Journey of the Loggerhead. I have more but I can't think of them right now!

Television:

Sex & The City Biatch! To all you men out there, rent the damn show and get a clue!! :) South Park, Dave Chapell, Crack Yankers, Friends, Siendfeld, Simpsons, 6 Feet Under and others I won't admit to!

Books:

Marine Conservation Biology, Marine Biology, Biology of Sea Turtles, Introduction to Herpetology, Embryonic Development and Induction, Origin of Species, Johnny Got His Gun, and Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

My DAD!!