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Jonathan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

VISIT MY WEBSITE: steinseye.com

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My Interests

art, photography, filmmaking, kitsch, music, foreign films, all things camp, moo goo gai pan, things that start with the letter R, and Thin Mints.

I'd like to meet:

People filled with passion. If you dream, create, long to change the world (for the better), play with your food, get overwhelmed walking into supermarkets because of all the over-saturated colors; then you're my kinda person. I want to communicate with Visionaries, filmmakers, artists, photographers, cooks, peg-legged individuals afraid of splinters, dark humorists, philanthropic art collectors, writers, singers, songwriters, playwrights, people who can spell better than I ( ok that is too broad), intellectuals, spiritualists. I'm Desperately Seeking Susan, no wait that is Rosana Arquette. Being honest, compassionate, devoted and inspiring are all traits worthy of my friendship. I always offer the same in reverse. If you fall into any or all of these categories, drop me a line, if not there are other tortured souls hungry for misery and mediocrity.

Music:

Once again...so many to put out there. Ok, off the top of my head, A Annie Lennox, Amy Ray, Air, Amber, Alanis Morrisette, Ani DiFranco, Anna Malick, Areosmith, A-Ha, Atb, Anastacia, B Bjork, BT, Ben Folds Five, Bare Naked Ladies, OLD SCHOOL BON JOVI (shameful, I know) Billy Joel, Better Than Ezra, Billie Holiday, Beck, Black Eyed Peas, Blondie, Blues Traveler, Bangles, C Cold Play, Cranberries, Cure, Counting Crows, Chicago, Cyndi Lauper, Cranberries, Cat Power, Cibo Matto, D Dashboard Confessional, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, DJ Tracey, DJ Esthero, DJ Jay, Dido, David Gray, Dar Williams, Dr. Dre, Dave Mathews E Everything But The Girl, Eryka Badu, Enya, Ella Fitzgerald, , Erasure, Evanescene, Eminem, Eurythmics, Elton John, En Vogue (missing one girl) F Frou Frou, Filter, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Franz Ferdinan, Fleetwood Mac, Fiona Apple, Fall Out Boys, Five for Fighting, G Gus Gus, Guster, Gorillaz, Greenday, Gin Blossoms, Garbage, Gwen Steffani, Genesis H Human League. Heart, Hole, Heather Nova I Imogen Heap, Iron and Wine, Indigo Girls, J Journey, John Mayer, John Williams, Joy Drop, Joni Mitchell, Janet Jackson, Jimmy Eat World, K K’s Choice, Keane, Kings of Convenience, L Laura Fabian, Lauren Hill, Live, Loreena McKennitt, LL Cool J, LIL KIM, Lisa Loeb M Madonna, Manic Street Preachers, Moby, Melissa Etheridge, Massive Attack, Michael Nyman, Matisyahu, Miles Davis, Mary J. Blige, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliot N Nina Simone, NIN, New Order, Nelly Furtado, Natalie Merchant O Olive, Outkast, P Pet Shop Boys, Portishead, Placebo, Pearl Jam, POE, Patsy Cline, Prince (when I feel a lil freak coming on) Q R Radiohead, REM, Rufus Wainwright S Scissor Sisters, Sara Bittens, Sara McLachlan, Smashing Pumpkins, Sandra Bernhard, Sneaker Pimps, Squirrel Nut ZippersSade, Sigur Ros, Semisonic T Tool, Tori Amos, TRAVIS,Tears For Fears, Tracy Chapman, TLC ( no scrubs here) U U2, V Vertical Horizons, VAST W Wiliam Orbit, White Stripes, Weird Al, Weezer, X Y ( I guess it sucks to be a band with X,Y, or Z as your header) Z 10,000 ManiacsHedwig And The Angry Inch, Avenue Q, Blood Brothers, eehh that's it for now.

Movies:

Since this is my life, my love, my American Express Card of a topic, I can’t waste 12 hours listing them all. I love Films By Almodovar, John Waters, Todd Solondz, Ang Lee, Fellini, Bergman, Neil Labute, Jean-Pierre Jennet, Terry George, Terry Guilliem, Tarantino, Christopher Guest, Clint Eastwood, Michel Ghondy, Mark Romanek, Jane Campion, Peter Jackson, to name a miniscule FEW. Shawshank, Waiting For Guffman, Happiness, Ice Storm, 8 ½, Amelie, Hotel Rwanda, Goonies, Red, Dancer in The Dark, Adventures in Baysitting, Pink Flamingoes, Polyester, Walk on Water, Cachurro, House of Yes, Steel Magnolias, All About Eve, Now Voyager, Naked Gun, Airplane, old school comedies before they turned stupid and resorted to Johnny Knocksville getting shoed in the nuts! Chances are if Ashton Kutcher is starring in the film, the storyline revolves around a talking kangaroo, or there is yet another secret plot to hold up a bank, I will probably pass on the film. If Hillary Duff rates it as a 2 thumbs up, I’d suggest she take those 2 thumbs and ram them up her anorexic ass! (That sounded violent, hmmmmm, but you all visualized it. I’m sure there would be a scent attached as well, ewwww) I love foreign films, full bodied films brewing with dark comedy, perhaps an offbeat romance where the main lead is played by a midget (Center Station), a demonic voyage into the tortured soul of an artist (Love is The Devil), a neurotic questioning of self (Kissing Jessica Stein), or even something a lil flaming, a tad spicy and WAT- AY – MAL- EN (Birdcage).

Television:

SIMPSONS, SIMPSONS, SIMPSONS, Golden Girls, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, Nip Tuck, Adult Swim. Don't watch much TV these days, kicked the habit. Too much art to do.

Books:

David Sedaris, Augusten Borroughs, Steinbeck, Catcher in the Rye, She’s Come Undone, Memoirs of A Geisha, Lamb, Wicked, The Giving Tree, The House on Mango Street, Gloria Naylor ( even if she was rude to me for being white and a man), not a huge reader, but big collector of photo and art books: Gregory Crewdson, Irving Penn, Vik Muniz, Mathew Barney, Manray, Dorethea Lange, Mark Seliger, Sandy Skoglund, Mapplethorpe, Frida Khalo, Cindy Sherman, Barbara Kruger, Jenny Holzer, Pierre et Gilles, David LaChapelle, Andy Warhol, Keith Harring, endless influences.

Heroes:

Maya Angelou, Justine Bateman

My Blog

The FATTEST Dog EVER!!!!

I'm not one to give things up too easily. I am a pack rat, I hold onto things even if they are small and insignificant, like that of cardboard or packing popcorn. I know if I look deep inside of mysel...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

The balls in your court ( and by balls I mean testies)

You know I have put some serious thought into this notion: I think if given the chance, every Jew in the world, past and present, would shoe Hitler in the balls if they could. Yes there would be some ...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!!!

Johnny Appleseed was a pioneer, an epic wanderer on a quest. As folklore has it he traveled across this grand Old America spreading his seed everywhere he could. He'd spray his seed to the north and d...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

Black bald-headed babies!

    The first time I began playing with dolls as grown adult, I was 26. At the time, I was bombarded by this all encompassing art idea. My quest was to fashion a mini me, (the one who serves...
Posted by Jonathan on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

Virtues of Time

(please bypass as ALWAYS my blatant use of poor grammar and shotty spelling) Virtue of Seconds.In life, timing is everything. One second here, one minute there and life whizzes by like that of a Nerf ...
Posted by Jonathan on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST

27 wasnt heaven, 28 better be great!!

27 wasnt heaven, 28 better be great!!   The digital clock on my PC just alerted me that its now 12 am. Thus concludes April 17th, the day a lil man named Jonathan entered this world, 28 years ago...
Posted by Jonathan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST

100 Grandma's Agree

100 Grandmas Agree   In a recent social experiment, I interviewed 100 grandmothers at an undisclosed retirement community in sunny South Florida. The overall experiment was to study the social i...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

READ ME IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR PENIS/BOOBS MIGHT FALL OFF, YIKES!!!

4/5/06   Why is it that Kelly Clarkson and Rob Thomas are the new poster children from mental illness? I guess one has to cut a million dollar music contract before they can seek professional car...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:50:00 PST

Lord I apologize...

For the record, I would like to retract my previous comments about Lentil Soup. It has come to my attention that many of you are quite disappointed with my bad mouth, trash talk which has attacked thi...
Posted by Jonathan on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST

Coming To A Computer Near You

    In a cybernetic world where millions of people navigate the World Wide Web, hungry, desperately searching to find solace in a blog or possibly a friend. A hero awaits in the darkness. Hi...
Posted by Jonathan on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:32:00 PST