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calo

if you got a gun up in your waist, please dont shoot up the place.....

About Me

i'm the kind of guy who gets up at seven o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is, every day of the week. except for weekends. i'm a man who's been known to get a few things from time to time. i finger break dance. did i mention that i'm a total bad ass yet? Well, i am. i have a truck whos belts squeek when it's humid. i shoot to kill. i have the greatest best friend. i quote movies all damn day, every damn day. i clean my plate when i eat. i'm active in my lodge. i always bust the kid n play move when i dance. my hair is curly because my dad's is. i fucked my knee up in dodgeball but i'll be alright. i'm a west texas boy, so i chase women, drink the hard stuff, grill steaks and i kick a little ass. i've flipped burgers before. i have good friends in prison and in the NFL. i cut my own hair. i steal my neighbor's wifi. i believe if you drop something and say "god made dirt, dirt dont hurt" you can still eat it and it will be socially acceptable. i have a bad ass motorcycle. i go to my apt laundro-mat to watch cable. you say tomato, i say tomatamort. i have dark circles under my eyes because my momma does. i stunt like my daddy. i stare but hate to be stared at. i dig chicks with big butts. i'm very very loving but i will fuck you up if i have to. i am never wrong. i have obligations. i work hard. i love my heritage. most importantly, i have a kick ass familia.... I'm really quite and not very entertaining.....SIKE! i use really cool words (like sike) all the time. if you don't know what this picture represents then you are seriously lacking.


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My Interests

fights, drinking, talking, loving, reading, dancing, camping, laughing, swimming, playing, having sex, good music pirating good music, listening to good pirated music, writing random what-have-yous, learning, watching/listening to comedy, judging, people watching....a little this and that, not too much, really.

I'd like to meet:

the man that can kick my ass.

Music:

the favorites: RAP: tupac,biggie ROCK: tool, rage, deftones LOVE BALLADS: anything from 2live crew COUNTRY: fucking sucks

Movies:

Pulp fiction, Office Space, Liar Liar, Dumb and Dumber, The Godfather, Big Lebowski....

Television:

i'll finish this section when i steal my new neighbor's cable.

Books:

born in blood, morals and dogma (2yrs and still going), anything from kurt v. and chuck p.

Heroes:

i'm my own hero because i'm a total bad ass.

My Blog

the decay of western society

so i'm down town this afternoon, going to settle a ticket. i insert my pocket change into the meter, so as not to get a ticket, when i witnessed something very disturbing. right in the middle of the s...
Posted by calo on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:12:00 PST

if youre interested........

I, [print your name here] (heretofore referred to as "The Lady"), being of sound mind, have entered into a relationship with [print guy's name here] (heretofore referred to as "The Man"). By signing b...
Posted by calo on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:29:00 PST

its a toss up between "when keepin it real goes wrong" or "the humanity"

as a man, there’s nothing more degrading than having to wash your hands with a solution that closely resembles semen. pinche proctor & gamble, make another color, besides pearl, for your sof...
Posted by calo on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:04:00 PST

there’s gotta be one of these in austin...there’s just gotta!

goddamn, i'm in love with alicia keys!! next to angelina jolie and carmen electra...she's up there with the perfect woman....
Posted by calo on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST

looking up women’s skirts

Is it me, or does the location called "Middle East" just not sound right? YOU make the call. ...
Posted by calo on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:40:00 PST

An Austin Original Since 1996

Taco Shack FUCKING SUCKS!!! that was absolutely the worst $5.49 i have ever spent. how the hell have they been in buisness this long? the best thing about this place was my to go soda. AND I DONT EVE...
Posted by calo on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:57:00 PST