There was a decorated General with a heart of gold
That likened him to all the stories he told,
Of past battles won and lost
And legends of old
A seasoned veteran in his own timeOn the battlefield he gained respectful fame
With many medals of bravery and stripes to his name
He grew a beard as soon as he could to cover the scars on his face
And always urged his men onBut on the eve of great battle with the infantry in dream
The Old General tossed in his sleep and wrestled with its meaning
He awoke from the night to tell what he had seen
And walked slowly out of his tentAll the men held tall with their chests in the air
With courage in their blood and a fire in their stare
It was a gray morning and they were all wondering how they would fare
Till the old general told them to go homeHe said: I have seen the others
And I have discovered
That this fight is not worth fighting
And I have seen their mothers
And I will no other, to follow me where I'm going
SoTake a shower, shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men, you must be living so
Take a shower, shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men, you must be living
Go now you are forgivenBut the men stood fast with their guns on their shoulders
Not knowing what to do with the contradicting orders
The General said he would do his own duty but he would extend it no further
The men can go as they pleaseNot a man moved their eyes gazed straight ahead,
Till one by one they stepped back and not a word was said
And the old general was left with his own words echoing in his head
He then prepared to fightHe said: I have seen the others
And I have discovered
That this fight is not worth fighting
No, and I see their mothers
and I will no other
to follow me where I'm going
So
Take a shower shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men you must be living
So
Take a shower shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men you must be living
Go now you are forgiven.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: pai may
Birthday: sept 15 89
Birthplace: philly
Current Location: toilet
Eye Color: Green? i think. maby gold
Hair Color: blond
Height: like 7' 3" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite
Your Heritage: Chimpanzee
The Shoes You Wore Today: brizillan converse
Your Weakness: the back of my heel
Your Fears: the only fear i have is the fear of fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: it would pleasure me with its mouth
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my lisense/learn to spell
Is Jamie Redenbaugh super awsome yes
Thoughts First Waking Up: "why am i in the washing machine?"
Your Best Physical Feature: you decide
Your Bedtime: your bed time
Your Most Missed Memory: last night
Pepsi or Coke: dog pee
MacDonalds or Burger King: dog pee
Single or Group Dates: single, especialy if its with conor and his boyfriend
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i hate T
Chocolate or Vanilla: alergic to chocolate(i pretend to be)
Cappuccino or Coffee: hard coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: def
Do you Sing: to my cat
Do you Shower Daily: def
Have you Been in Love: i love lamp
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: probs
Do you belive in yourself: i beleve in god and im god so yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Pants on or off?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: def
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont like oreos and what kind of Q is that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that i can recall
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: skydinving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your mother
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont care
Favourite Hair Color: any thing straight
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: what ever, shorter than me
Weight: 2.2x(height in inches)
Best Clothing Style: neked
Number of Drugs I have taken: do skittles count?
Number of CDs I own: a bunch but i cant find them
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none that i rember
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