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The Hammer

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About Me

yes folks, it is true. i am the hammer (not hammer or m.c. hammer, even though you can't touch this). some say the phenomenon started at birth. some say its because of my penis and yet others say its because of my bowling balls. some even say its because when i get angry i turn green and smash things (unfortunately hulk was taken already). and if you ask the hammer himself, he'll probably just shrug it off and buy you a beer. that's just the type of guy the hammer is.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

my wife, the limited set of friends & fam I actually like, my dog, hip-hop, comic books, beer, broad-band pornography, my wife's dirty panties & bowling

I'd like to meet:

ya mama

Music:

Jay-Z, Kanye West, Young Gunz, Freeway, Beanie Sigel, Uncle Murder, Biggie Smalls, Nas, Royce Da 5'9", Big L, Dr. Dre, NWA, Eminem, D12 (group/ solo), Obie Trice, Dogmatic, Joe Budden, The Game, Ras Kass, D-Block, Busta Rhymes, La Coka Nostra, Ill Bill, Non-Phixion, Xzibit, Fabolous, Talib Kweli, Scarface, The Geto Boys, Wu-Tang, Redman, Rhymefest, Joell Ortiz, Bubba Sparxxx, Outkast, The Clipse, The Roots, ATCQ, De La Soul, EPMD, BDP, Slick Rick, Run DMC, The Pharcyde, Cypress Hill, House of Pain, RATM, Deftones, The Vandals, NOFX, Weezer, Everclear (i need to mellow myself out somehow) and of course the classic rock I grew up around (The Stones, Beatles, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Led Zep, Aerosmith, etc.)

Movies:

You think music is bad... i wouldn't know where to start, so i'll keep it simple... mafia flics, drug-dealing or drug-related flics, twisted films on the human psyche, war movies, comedies, films based on comic book heroes and even a few westerns. and STAR WARS, how could i forget STAR WARS?

Television:

PBA Bowling, Paranormal State, Ghost Hunters, too much reality tv, and I regret to say, but The Girls Next Door, The Hills (cuz of the wife), plus just about any show on the Food Network especially Diners, Drive-ins & Dives... plus American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, etc. and just about any show on Discovery or the History Network

Books:

Think music and movies were bad... can't even start this one... so we'll do genres... history (mostly Civil War), books on the occult and supernatural, war and action novels, and any good thriller... along with the classics and the Marvel Universe

Heroes:

My grandfather, Abraham Lincoln, Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, Jay-Z, Babe Ruth, Johnny Cash, Wolverine, Ill Bill and Dick Weber