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About Me

I just thought this was crazy awesome funny, and had to put it somewhere, so bam.
You might notice the videos on my page are gone, however I still have the youtube links if you guys wanna watch em again.
Kelly - Shoes
Time 4 Bed
Ferrel as G.W.
LOTR Super Gay
My Mouth
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Quotes of Idiots (aka my friends and me)
"I'm debating if I should take off my pants or not" "I did...., it was the best decision I ever made."
"Afro = Love"
"Is leukemia a thing?" Just Awesome
"Why is that toy on your head?" "Because if I wear it anywhere else it chafes." - Real Genius
"So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?" - Eurotrip
"Satan is in the house. He killed my mom... and turned her into a bull." - SLC Punk
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?" - Office Space
"Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed." - Rocket Man
"Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!" - Orange County
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." - Clerks
"Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity. " - Real Genius
Well, I am weird. That's all you really need to know. Barely fit under any one category, but I would say that I am unique. I am known for my dumb comments, and my humor, not to mention my crazy ideas. I enjoy to work outside the box and to do crazy and off the wall stuff. Not to mention I don't like people that much, so if your a friend consider yourself one of the lucky ones who I like lol. Kinda ironic how most people say I am a people person and have good people skills yet I dislike most.
I guess when it really boils down to it, I am just sick of how fake people have become. So many people think that they are the universe and no one else matters. People today are readily persuaded, and loyalty to concepts, friends, and other ideas seems distant, and even inhumane. People want to push their problems on others, they want everyone to hear their pitiful problems and woes, yet won't even consider doing the same for someone else. Sure they will let others talk, but usually tune them out, unless they can relate, thus giving them the oppertunity to turn the sob story back on them. It's sad.
As for me, I am just a student pushing my way to the real world and hoping for the best. I'm just trying to find the purpose of my life, and having a little fun along the way.

My Interests

MOVIES!!!!, Video Games (World of Warcraft) - Dork, Hanging out with friends, Hacky Sackin', Music, Seeing the freaks at night hooray for 24 hour stores, Cedar Point, Messing around with computers, being an idiot in public

MoRTAl KoMBaT!!!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

30 Foot Fall Against All Authority Anti-Flag The Aquabats Assorted Jellybeans Big D and the Kids Table Catch 22 Centerlane Dexter Danger Dropkick Murphys Duran Duran Edna's Goldfish Finding Four Flogging Molly The F-Ups Goldfinger The Hippos Ice Nine The Impossibles KGB The Know How Link 80 Mad Caddies Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Mest Mr. Bungle Mustard Plug MxPx NOFX Nothingface Primer 55 Operation Ivy Rancid Relient K Shootin' Goon Showoff Skankin' Pickle Sloppy Meateaters Slow Gherkin Spitvalves Stole Your Woman Streetlight Manifesto The Suicide Machines Subb Tears for Fears Tenacious D The Tossers Under the Weather The Unseen I Voted for Kodos Worthless United Zebrahead

My Launch Radio Station (Opened best in IE sadly)

Movies:

This is a long freaking list, deal with it.
Also this is just the list of every movie I have seen, not necessarily liked/loved. There are probably a good deal missing on the account I forgot to add, or got lazy with it. 2 Fast 2 Furious 10 Things I Hate About You 12 Monkeys 13 Going on 30 28 Days Later 40 Year Old Virgin 50 First Dates 300 3000 Miles to Graceland Adventures in Babysitting Aeon Flux After Sunset Airheads Airplane! Akira Alien vs. Predator All the Queen’s Men The Amelie American Beauty American History X American Pie American Pie 2 American Wedding Amityville Horror(2005) Anchorman Anger Managment Animal House Anti-Trust Army of Darkness Assault on Precinct 13 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Austin Powers in Goldmember Backdraft Bad Boys Bad Boys II Bamboozled Batman Batman Returns Batman Forever Batman &; Robin Batman Begins Beetlejuice Benchwarmers Beverly Hills Cop Beverly Hills Cop II Beverly Hills Cop III Bewitched Big Big Bully Big Fish The Big Green Big Trouble Little China Bill &; Ted’s Excellent Adventure Billy Madison Bio Dome Blackball (National Lampoon's) Black Sheep Blade Blade II Blade: Trinity Blast! Blazing Saddles Blow Bongwater Boogeyman Boondock Saints The Bourne Identity The Bourne Supremecy Be Cool Bowling for Columbine The Breakfast Club Brewster’s Millions Bride of Chucky The Brother’s Grim Bubba Hotep The Burbs The Butterfly Effect Cabin Fever Caddyshack Caddyshack II Can’t Hardly Wait Captian Ron Catch Me if you Can CB4 Chain Reaction Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Chasing Amy Chill Factor Christine Chronicles of Riddick Class Reunion (National Lampoon's) Clerks Clerks II Click Clifford Clockstoppers Closer Club Dread Clue Cocktail Coffee and Cigarettes Collateral Coming to America The Coneheads Constantine Cool Runnings Cop & ½ Cronos The Crow Cry Wolf Cursed D2: The Mighty Ducks D3: The Mighty Ducks The Da Vinci Code Darkness Dawn of the Dead(1978) Dawn of the Dead(2004) The Day after Tomorrow D.E.B.S. Deadman on Campus Deadman Walking Deadmen Walking Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo The Devil’s Rejects Die Another Day Die Hard Die Hard 2 Die Hard: With a Vengeance Dodgeball Dogma Domino Donnie Darko Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead Doom Dracula: Dead and Loving It The Dream Team Driven Drop Dead Fred Dude Where's My Car Dukes of Hazzard Dumb and Dumber Dumb and Dumberer Earth Girls are Easy Edward Scissorhands Eight Crazy Nights Elf Employee of the Month Envy ET Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind European Vacation Eurotrip Event Horizon The Evil Dead The Exorcist Exorcist: The Beginning The Exorcism of Emily Rose Face/Off Fahrenheit 9/11 Fantastic 4 The Fast and the Furious Father of the Bride Father of the Bride Part II Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Ferris Bueller's Day Off The Fifth Element Fight Club Final Destination 2 Fletch The Flintstones Forever Young The Forgotten Forrest Gump Four Brothers Freaky Friday From Dusk till Dawn From Hell Gacy Garage Days Garden State Ghost in the Shell Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II Ghost Ship Gladiator(2000(Russel Crowe) Gladiator(1992)(Cuba Gooding Jr) Glitch Golddiggers Golfballs Gone in 60 Seconds The Goonies Gothika Grandma's Boy Grind Guess Who Gung Ho Hackers Half Baked Hannibal Happy Gilmore Harold &; Kumar go to White Castle Harriet the Spy Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hellboy Hide and Seek High Fidelity High School High History of the World part 1 History of Violence Hitch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Home Alone Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Home Alone 3 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Honey I Blew Up the Kid Hostage Hostel Hot Dog: The Movie House of 1000 Corpses How the Grinch Stole Christmas Identity Idle Hands Independence Day Interview with a Vampire I,Robot The Island Italian Job The Jacket Jarhead Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Jerry Maguire Joe Dirt Johnny Mnemonic Joy Ride Jungle 2 Jungle Just Friends Kicking and Screaming Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Killer Klowns from Outer Space Kindergarten Cop Kingdom of Heaven Kingpin A Knight's Tale Kung Fu (Hustle) Ladder 49 The Ladies Man Lady in the Water Land of the Dead Last Action Hero League of Extraordinary Men Leprechaun Leprechaun 2 Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 4 Life is Beautiful Little Giants Little Shop of Horrors Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King The Lost Boys Love 101 Lucky Number Slevin Mad Max Mad Max 2 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Malevolence Malibu’s Most Wanted Mallrats Man on Fire Mars Attacks The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded The Matrix Revolutions Maverick Meet Joe Black Meet the Parents Meet the Fockers Men of Honor Men Seeking Women Metro The Mexican The Mighty Ducks Mission Impossible Mission Impossible II Mission Impossible III Mr. &; Mrs. Smith Mr. Magoo The Mummy The Mummy Returns A Murder of Crows My Girl My Girl 2 My Stepmother is an Alien Nacho Libre The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1 National Treasure Napoleon Dynamite Narcosys Neverending Story A Night at the Roxbury Nightmare on Elm Street Not Another Teen Movie Nothing But Trouble Ocean's 11 Ocean’s 12 Office Space Old School The Omen (2006) Orange County The Order Out Cold Overboard Payback Paycheck PCU Pearl Harbor (2001) Pieces of April The Pink Panther Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Pitch Black Planes, Trains &; Automobiles Poseidon Practical Magic Predator Predator 2 Primer Princess Bride The Producers Proof of Life Pulp Fiction The Punisher Queen of the Damned The Quick and the Dead Ransom Rat Race Real Genius The Recruit Red Dragon Red Eye Reign of Fire The Replacements Repli-Kate (National Lampoon's) Requiem for a Dream Resident Evil Resident Evil:Apocalypse The Ring The Ring 2 Road Trip Robin Hood Men in Tights Rocketman The Rocky Horror Picture Show Sahara The Sandlot Saved Saving Silverman Saw Saw II Scary Movie Scary Movie 2 Scary Movie 3 Scary Movie 4 The School of Rock The Scorpion King Secret Window Serenity Se7en The Shawshank Redemption She’s All That Short Circuit Short Circuit 2 Shrek Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Signs Silence of the Lambs Silent Hill Sin City Sixteen Candles The Sixth Sense The Skeleton Key Sky High Slackers SLC Punk Slither Smoke Signals Snatch So I Married an Axe Murderer Spaceballs Speed Speed 2: Cruise Control Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Stargate Stay Alive Spy Hard Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Starsky and Hutch Stealth The Sum of all Fears Super Mario Bros Superman Returns Superstar Swat Swingers Swimfan Swordfish, Taking Lives Taxi Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Teen Wolf The Terminator Terminator 2: Judgement Day Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(2003) There's Something about Mary Thirteen Ghosts Three Amigos Three Fugitives Thumbsucker Titanic Tommy Boy Top Gun Trading Places Transporter Transporter 2 Troop Beverly Hills UHF Unbreakable Uncle Buck Uncle Sam Undead Underworld Underworld: Evolution United 93 Unleashed Untamed Heart V for Vendetta Vampire's Kiss Van Helsing Van Wilder The Village Vegas Vacation Waiting Walking Tall War Games War of the Worlds Way of the Vampires Wayne’s World Wayne’s World 2 Wedding Crashers Weird Science Wet Hot American Summer What Women Want When a Stranger Calls White Chicks White Men Can’t Jump White Noise Whole Nine Yards Whole Ten Yards Wild America Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Winter Break Without a Paddle Wrongfully Accused X-Men X2 (X-Men 2) X-Men: The Last Stand (X-Men 3) Zoolander

Television:

I don't watch much tv, no cable in my room but, Conan O'Brian Rox, and recently Becker hes my hero.

24
Angel
Arrested Development
Attack of the Show
Firefly
Heroes
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Journeyman
My Name Is Earl
Ninja Warrior
The Office
X-Play

Books:

Angel's and Demons, Dude Where's My Country, Stupid White Men, Fight Club, Harry Potter Series, lol not a big reader

Heroes:

Dr. John Becker

Jack Black

Hard Gay

My Blog

deleteing crap

Well my page has been the same for a long ass time and i figured I would start changing somethings however i may get lazy and not do anymore knowing but who knows.  Anyway here is the stuff I del...
Posted by . on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:29:00 PST

scrambled thoughts

I feel like talking so bam.Been in what I would call a bit of a rut.  With school, work, and everything going on it seems to me that I keep living the same old week to week routine with little ch...
Posted by . on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST

anger from politics

Well, I said I was thinking of posting another, more meaningful blog and bam here it is.  Well to be honest, just been stumbling recently and ran over some more political concepts that got me thi...
Posted by . on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:13:00 PST

What’s new

Well, it has been a long time since my last post, but sure enough here i am yet again.  Recently school and work has been dominating my life much like it has for most my life.  However schoo...
Posted by . on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST

Why I plan to buy a PS3

This is longer than I thought it would be, so those who dont want to skim through it or read all of it and just want to know what this is.  This is a rant about why PS3 is the rightful 3rd genera...
Posted by . on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:41:00 PST

more thoughts

This is all coming from matts most recent blog, "The Secret of Life."  Read it if you want the whole picture.Basically one of my theories on the human brain.  I believe that the 90% or so of...
Posted by . on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Messed up thoughts, and other crap

Well, I have been busy with school, work, and gaming.. although not nearly as strapped for time as I have been before.  I am even taking a film class, 3 hours of watching movies a week, fiting fo...
Posted by . on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

No time mofo

Well, it has been a really really really long time since I posted a blog.  So I figured I would post a blog.  Not much has changed in my life.  Still in school, still working, and still...
Posted by . on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

Zombified

I can't wait for this semester to end.  So far it seems like school is actually taking its toll.  Lately been feeling like a mindless zombie, going into classes taking notes, not understandi...
Posted by . on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:14:00 PST

Detroit if fucking AWESOME!

Well, my car was stolen today.  It just helps me realize how much greed is in this world.  This world is really fucked up and detroit is the shining example of that.  Well, I am just ki...
Posted by . on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST