Randle Patrick McMurphy

Hiya folks, welcome to my world. My name is Randle Patrick McMurphy and as you can tell from my name, i'm an Irish-American dude.
I was found guilty of battery and gambling (also falsely accused of statutory rape) and was put away. In order to serve the rest of my time in comfort and luxury i declared myself insane hoping to get transfered to a mental institution (little did i know).
So I was transferred to Oregano (Salem) Mental Institution hoping for a better life but things didn't turn out the way i hoped. The place was run by this bitch-whore Nurse Ratched who is a cold, sadistic, tyrrant obsessed with power cunt. She seriously needs to get laid. Relax pussy-cat, take it easy, I mean what the fuck, you know? So anyways...
Once i settled down, i met some really cool and interesting individuals like Billy Bibbit, Chief, Charlie Cheswick, Martini and many more (sorry guys, but i can't really remember all of your names since my lobotomy). So we played cards, we shot some hoops, watched some baseball on TV (that is till fucking Ratched turned-off the TV claiming it was time for our therapy!). That led to a huge riot, which was put down violently by the wardens. So they punished us with some good old shock therapy (bastards!).
Hell, I even sneaked in a couple of sluts for some good and sexy time (Billy Bibbit Boy even lost his virginity! Haha!) But with all the fuss, booze and sex i forgot all about my planned escape and fell asleep! So we were caught in the morning (fuck!). The satanic Nurse Ratched threatened Billy to tell his mother and the poor guy commited suicide. So i was unbelievingly upset and attacked Nurse Ratched strangling her near to death (damn, all i needed was some seconds more). So the fuckers punished me for my little 'misbehaviour' by giving me a bloody lobotomy-operation!.
So i guess that's my story. If you want to know more about me you can read the 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' novel by Ken Kesey and watch the 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' film by Milos Forman. Both of these masterpieces were inspired by my life and its true events. Enjoy.