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About Me

I'm short. Dorky. Fantastically inappropriate sense of humor. Sarcastic. Read like it's going out of style and love a good movie in an almost empty theatre. I like me some 80's Metal and 80's Pop. Slip-on Two Tone Vans and low top Converse in Red. I like my guys Old Fashioned and Sweet with a shallacking of nerd on top. lol.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i love me some smart funny people... smart funny tattoo'ed people. Boys in uniform, a southern drawl... But mostly a fantastic personality is in order. A little sick and twisted - sarcastic, dark moody and broody. A little Anti the OC Vibe - cause even the thugs are pretty in the OC.

My Blog

Cyber Czar, VAT tax and Moon Bats, OH MY.

Cyber Czar Reporting to the Security AND ECONOMIC Council? Call me Moon Bat for I wax Conspiracy. Is it not enough that Government took over American Steel (I aint driving a PRIUS  and you can take ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 15:29:00 GMT

tu shah, fuckers.

OK I have been on a teen angst fueled rant the past few weeks. Never you mind why& I just have.....I have been moody and angry& Never you mind that I am usually on some level, moody and angry& LOL!......
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:05:00 GMT

sonabitches commie bastards: Or What manner of Fuckery is this?

I've been feeling kind of- "Off" lately, for lack of a better word. Off Center, Off Kilter... A Step to the Left (as in Not Right.)But today was supposed to be a Super Productive Day. I always feel be...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:28:00 GMT

New Years Madness or How to bomb the New Year In

OK, so this Richard Cheese ticket has been madness since I got it. I gave it to someone who had problem after problem getting to town. So I offered it to someone else only to find out that the first ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:14:00 GMT

SHAMMY WOW: My Craptastic Jeep Adventures.

Not even kidding&.. The story of the craptastic Jeep continues& I got the jeep in August and as I have blogged (have I blogged?)& Even for the money I paid and the amount of bs I went through with t...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:52:00 GMT

A DAY WITHOUT GAYS

daywithoutagay.org A DAY WITHOUT GAYS A nationwide Strike and Boycott in support of Marriage as a Right for ALL Americans Event Info Host: David Craig Type: Causes - Protest Network: Global Time and P...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:50:00 GMT

duuuuuuumb...

Jezebel  My Jezebel& The Great and Terrible I know that to a certain extent, one has to let the schools teach. To not become that hysterical parent that lurks with us all. Me& My inner Mother is ghe...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:55:00 GMT

I loooooove October...

The nostalgia of October and Fall is almost impossible& Most moments that I can recall  for better of for worse  are in Fall. Most in October. I love this time of year. The Santa Ana whipping up le...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:33:00 GMT

You Say Its Your Birthday...

it's my birthday, too. OK Punks. I usually don't make this big a deal out of birthdays. But this year struck me as particularly fabulous... I'm 37... For those of you that don't know - I was diagnosed...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:05:00 GMT

Sandra & The Terrible Horrible Very Bad No Good Kiss

Doh! Don't come at me like your trying to mix shit in my mouth. And none of my fillings are actually falling out but thanks for your proactive attempt to jam them back in with your tongue. And by the ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:31:00 GMT