Flush the Fucking Toilet |
I swear to fuck, the next time I go into the bathroom at work and see a urinal or toilet that hasn't been flushed, I am going to find the mouth-breather responsible and make him eat/drink it. It...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:44:00 GMT |
Driving is fun! |
Ok, so I'm at work minding my own business when one of my interns comes up to me and says there's a guy out in the parking lot who needs help lifting his car off of a concrete block. As I'm thin...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:08:00 GMT |
Larry the Cable Guy |
I hate him. I hate his southern drawl. I hate his flannel vest and trucker hat. I hate his fucking awful catch phrase. "Get 'er done?" What the fuck is that shit? T...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:07:00 GMT |
Team S-M-R-T |
Team S-M-R-T is going to destroy Simpsons Trivia at The Khyber tonight. Between me, Tim, Ruberg, and our mysterious fourth teammate, we know everything about the Simpsons and quote it constantly...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:38:00 GMT |
I'm pretty sure I'm insane. |
Yeah. Bonkers.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:51:00 GMT |
I hate your fucking music. |
I saw a link on here for the new Jack Johnson video. I'm guessing it's him sitting in a yellow room without shoes on playing some [thankfully] easily-ignored sensitive-man elevator music, with m...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:59:00 GMT |
Armed |
Yes, G.W.B., we all love the military. You can stop putting them in our movies and TV now. No one wants to see Annapolis anyway...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 21:14:00 GMT |
Today Is Karate Kid Day! |
Today is Karate Kid Day! Fuck yes! All I'm doing today is watching The Karate Kid over and over, spouting each line of it from memory about 2 seconds before the actors on screen say them! It w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:39:00 GMT |
