dead goats are my friend |
ah katylou, the dead goat you say.. i was hoping you wouldn't find it until it was good and stenchy like our old.. oh never mind. we don't want to speak of such filth when there are so many mile... Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:02:00 GMT |
top five tips to avoid being raped |
number one: carry a knife, gun or keys between the fingers in order to maim faces, nuts or achilles tendons.
number two: rub a chunky avocado tuna salad on the inner thighs in a gonnorhea-like fashion... Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:48:00 GMT |
The first slut is the deepest |
Kate: today was a busy day for the sluts. woke up around 5 am with my face in an ashtray, opened my eyes and viewed the carnage of the room surrounding me. there was an untouched line of coke on so... Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:46:00 GMT |