The puppet thinks... |
The puppet thinks:It's not so much what they make me do,as their handsinside me.-Charles de Lint
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:35:00 GMT |
4 inches |
I was almost hit by a rather large truck tonight on my amble home from work. I had the right of way. I was not hidden from view. In fact, the truck's headlights passed over me, right before he nearl...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:22:00 GMT |
Ugh |
At work today this little family came in. Mom, two daughters and a boy. Toddler. Stumbling around like a little miniature drunk like toddlers do. Which normally amuses me - watching them bump into thi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
Letter to my co-workers |
Just in case you thought I was only eccentric on the internet, I thought I would share this little note I gave to every one of my co workers my first week on the job. This was a few months ago now, bu...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:02:00 GMT |
Painless dentistry - for the upper class... |
So I decided it’s been long enough since I went to the dentist, and that I’m due for another visit. Ok, past due. I fucking hate dentists. I hate everything about going to see the dentist....
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:36:00 GMT |
THE REAL FEAKY SNUCKER |
I get asked quite frequently if I'm for real. Of course I'm for real - what a dumb fucking question. But it occurred to me that although I am aware of my little quirks - you may not be. And so you see...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:00:00 GMT |
Inside your thoughts you hid. |
I look at you now, and think - 'who the hell is this shell sitting beside me? In as far as we ever know anyone - I thought I knew you. I was so wrong.'You struggled for independence, but at what cost?...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:48:00 GMT |
Merry Ho Ho! |
Christmas. Tis the season of forgiveness, and brotherly love... Or is it? Statistically, more people choose to kill themselves at this time of year than any other season. Why is this?If thisis t...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:46:00 GMT |
Stained by daylight |
Stained by daylightI'm always searching for the music. The music that fills my soul and my nights. The type of music that only lives on in the nights with no moon. Nights as dark as your eyes.Last nig...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
DON’T DRINK THE WATER!!!!! |
Fish fuck in it.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:56:00 GMT |
