Jeff Foxworthy’s commentary on Pennsylvania:(changed to MI) |
I thought these were funny...it be u "might live in MI" or ALaska would work also on some of them Jeff Foxworthy's commentary on Pennsylvania: (Changed to Michigan)If you consider it a sport to... Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:00:00 GMT |
Michigan Poem |
..Michigan Poem It's winter here in MichiganAnd the gentle breezes blowSeventy miles an hourAt twenty-five below. Oh, how I love MichiganWhen the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of wint... Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:04:00 GMT |
The Rules of Rural Michigan |
The Rules of Rural Michigan are as Follows: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's... Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:08:00 GMT |
Alaska |
Vacation" means driving to Chitna to dip net You measure distance in hours. Down south to you means Anchorage. You know several people who have hit a moose. LOLOLYour school classes aren't cance... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:27:00 GMT |
Girl Poem |
Girl Poem
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I ca... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:21:00 GMT |
Northern Michigan |
The fishing opener is a BIG deal!Competing against Moorhead and Bemidji in sports is scary.You know exactly where people ar talking about when they say I-Falls or DL.You could name all the ___ Falls. ... Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:19:00 GMT |
MICHIGAN |
I stole this from my friend BUGGZZ page...but everytime i read this it is so true to me...
You know you live in Michigan if...- You show people where you're from by pointing to a spot on the &... Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 21:26:00 GMT |