09-08-07 Rick profile picture

09-08-07 Rick

I refuse to believe it's not butter

About Me

- I'm 29, and just found out the hard way that I'm supposed to make my Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches BEFORE getting dressed for work- I'm genuinely upset with myself for actually liking the "Elbows up, side to side, Elbows up, side to side, lean like a cholo" song- My bed is a queen, but my side of it only consists of a one foot by two foot corner- I get fifty percent off at In & Out and The Crazy Chicken- I plan my poop sessionslyt by avlays

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

this girl, definitely...

Movies:

"As Good as it Gets", "Wedding Crashers", "Big Daddy", "Anchormans 1&2", "Old School", "Patch Adams", "Happy Gilmore", "Welcome Waggins 1 through 10" (and counting), and my sixth grade graduation vid

Television:

"Friends", "My Name Is Earl", "Boy Meets World", "Seinfeld", Laker games, Beyonce's "Check on it" video, and anything on Cinemax after 11pm

Books:

"I May Have Accidentally Just Sat on Your Sister" – by Byron Patin, "How to Make a Quarter Last" – by Evan Press, "Buy My Cookies Please" – by Virgil Lopez, "Mine, Mine, Mine" – by Shirley Fraser, "How to be the Best Looking Asian Man Rick Knows" – by Jeff Suarez, "Actually, That’s Me You're Sitting on Byron" – by Alex Estevez, "How to Open a Bottle of Wine, and Make Your Friend Look Stupid in the Process" – by Royce DeGuzman, "Drinking 40's, to Run 26" - by Jay Suarez and co-authored by yours truly

Heroes:

Kobe Bryant, Brad Pitt, and Corey Matthews