TOP TIPS |
Here are a selection of my favourite Viz top tips:
RECREATE the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the... Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:24:00 GMT |
A QUESTION OF SPORT |
Akabusi was rigid. It was Monday morning, and he had spent two hours standing naked in front of a mirror, combing his tache into the style of a young Ron Jeremy. The wind from the open window had tick... Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:03:00 GMT |
STARS IN THEIR EYES |
We have all heard about a celebrity getting involved in some sort of scandal one way or another; for example the shenanigans of Michael, Theakston, Bacon, Barrymore, Winehouse, Bes... Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:11:00 GMT |
NORRIS ON THE SPOT |
On the way home from the station tonight, I skidded on some dog dirt and that got me thinking of the last time this happened to me.It was late 1983 and Timmy Mallett was all the rag... Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:05:00 GMT |
GREAT MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME |
Are we as a race evolving? Are we becoming more cleverererer as each decade passes? A moot point I'd think you'd all agree so I've come up with a couple of posers for you all:1) I was watching a socce... Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:44:00 GMT |
WHAT'S IN A NAME? |
I've long been an admirer of the work of Terence Trent D'Arby but did you know that young Tel has been keeping a secret from all of you?Yes a secret. And that secret will now be revealed by yours trul... Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:57:00 GMT |
THE GREAT STAMFORD BRIDGE SWINDLE |
It came as a surprise to a lot of people when Sam "Fat Sam" Allardyce cashed in his chips at Bolton after a magnificent draw away to Chelsea at Stamford Bridge a couple of weeks back.
However, it... Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:53:00 GMT |
SNOOKER LOOPY |
It is a little known fact that when Dennis Taylor beat Steve Davis in the 1985 World Snooker Championship, Davis was far from the gracious loser.Not long after the pomp and ceremony of the Trophy pres... Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:23:00 GMT |
TOILET WARS |
Now I, like most people, enjoy tackling a Sudoku when I'm in the khazi but, beware kids, the work latrine can have its hidden nasties. The particular menace I am going to cover today co... Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:31:00 GMT |