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Mr. Sutra...meet Karma.

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About Me

Check out Manchester Radio Online at www.manchesterradoonline.com. James Stannage kicks ass!Why hello there, fellow homo sapiens, and welcome to my Myspace. I go by the funky name of Matthew, but those who know me prefer to call me “Mattay”, “n00b”, “haxz0r”, or a combination of the 3. I happen to like the nickname “King of Kings”, but that’s just personal preference. Besides, no one will ever call me that, even if I do offer to buff up their shoes with some shammy leather.Like most “hip” youngsters nowadays, I enjoy consuming fermented vegetable products (more popularly known as “alcohol”). I try to live life to the fullest, and what better way to do so than to dwindle away the remnants of my paltry income down the local boozer? Pancreatitis is, like, so ten years away.As you’d discover within ten minutes of meeting me, I’m an avid gamer. I own Microsoft’s wondrous Xbox 360 complete with Oblivion and Rainbow Six Vegas - the latter of which pwns almost every other online FPS. Believe. I’m also a dab-hand when it comes to Adobe Photoshop; I’ve got quite a few years of experience in “image manipulation” under me belt. With this in mind, feel free to ask if you’d like me to make you a signature or banner. I’d me more than happy to oblige. Leave me a comment or email me at [email protected]. They’ll be no charge, of course. Well, not until Adobe employ me, anyway.So, then, that’s moi. Continue reading to discover my top ten movies, video games and even my blog, where you’ll find the most incisive debate-inducing discourse on the topics of tomorrow. Oh, and the occasional rant of release date slippages. Tatty bye!-Matthew-

My Interests

-Ma Peeps!-Dale - "Can't prove it"
Well what can I say about Dale? Firstly, I met him in my first year of highschool and I have known him ever since. He is most probably the most annoying Humanbeing ever concieved on this planet. But he is a laugh (when he's not annoying ya).Anthony - "Comedy"
Anthony has to be one of the funniest, most genuine men alive. he's a top mate who likes to have a laugh and drinks waaaaaay to much alcohol (not that he can handle it) but he wouldn't be the same with out it. Ha ha, we have some great memories of college, remember almost being expelled because we had been drinking, ha ha classic!Kat - "Do the wooo dance!"
Well... this is Kat, she is random as hell but I wouldn't change that, it makes for intersting conversations. She's a laugh and loves to have a good time! like moi! She thinks I'm crazy, dunno why though...Sarah (aka The One "Phoenix")
Well this is Sarah she's a top girl that I met through Myspace and our late night MS chats kick ass! She's funny as hell and I can't wait to finally meet the girl!Joseph - "It's spelt J.O.S.E.P.H, not J.O.E.S.E.P.H!!!"
Ah Joseph, good ol' Joseph, I have known this guy since year nine methinks, he loves watchin WWE, being with his mates and generally having a good time. He's a good laugh and I'm always borrowing shit off him! cheers mate!Dave (aka Rolly) - "You can pull your pants up now boys, the raping is over"
Well this is Dave aka Rolly, I met him on Xbox live whilst playing Dead or Alive 2: Ultimate about two/three years back (I can't remember exactly). But yeah he's a laugh and I enjoy kicking his ass with Hyabusa on DOA 4.Krystal (aka sexy lil angel) - "Arrrrrgh!" (she screams... A lot!)
Vell, dis ees Krystal. Yeah... ok, hmm... This is, as I said before, Krystal. I met her on Xbox live aswell, I think around the same time I met Rolly but on Halo 2 not DOA 2. She's funny as hell and will kick your ass on Halo 2 and I reckon Halo 3. Best female gamer I have ever met! She screams a hell of a lot though! but its top!Keith - "Backstreet's back, ALRIGHT" Don't have a pic of keith, he looks like Earl from "My name is Earl" though.Yeah, Keith is most probably the funniest person alive on the planet, no matter what he can make you laugh, and it wouldn't be a good idea to get into a slagging match with him, he would most deffinately win! Anyway he is funny as hell, and is totally devoted to his girlfriend, and he is a top mate.Niall - "It's just friendly Banter" Don't have a picture of Niall yet, will get one soon. but he looks like Howard from Take that.So what can I say about Niall? well he's a nutter, a funny one at that. He loves to have a good time and likes to take mind altering substances that won't be named for legal reasons. I had some good times with this lad in college.-Funny msn convo between Michael (PrimalWrath) and Dale (SubsonicDust)-SubsonicDust says: 10%... 35%... 66%...81%...99%... files corrupted... homicide chip engaged... locating well-know acquantance in memory databases... match found: Dale Rothera... proceedin to place of residence PrimalWrath says: ERROR: forgot to take sharp object, Improvisation chip initialised................ Sub object engaged: procure a dildo SubsonicDust says: pleasure chip discovered... alternative means of self-gratification securedMy friends are mad I tell the!More to come!Playing Games, Obviously. Reading, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Rugby, Drinking, and Hanging out with my mates. - I basically like all of the mod cons of being a 21st century man.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is into good music, good games and great films.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Here are my Top ten Favourite songs of all time.1. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 2. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd 3. Dream On - Aerosmith 4. Do the Evolution - Pearl Jam 5. Raining Blood - Slayer 6. Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones 7. Killing in the name Of - Rage Against the Machine 8. People = Shit - Slipknot 9. House of the Rising Sun - Animals 10. Trashed and Scattered - Avenged Sevenfold They will change sooner or later. I’ll hear another song that is better than one or more of these. This is my current top ten though.

Movies:

These are me top ten fave films of all time.1. Reservoir Dogs 2. The Godfather 3. Scarface 4. Shaun of the Dead 5. Saving Private Ryan 6. 300 7. Fear and Loathing in Las Veags 8. The Goonies 9. Aliens 10. Sin City These will change now and then because I might see a film that is better than one or more of these.

Television:

Here is my top ten fave TV shows of all time. 1. The Simpsons 2. Red Dwarf 3. Bottom 4. South Park 5. Prison Break 6. Stragate: SG1 7. Family Guy 8. Futurama 9. Dispatches 10. The A Team

Books:

Too many... My Fave book though is Dan Brown - Angels and Demons

Heroes:

Superman...

My Blog

Nothing Intersting...

Really bored, like. The title says it all, I'm bored. So I thought I would write a blog. Hmm& well I have just re-joined Facebook if any of y'all are interested then add me or summink. But yeah the ...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

Life

"Life is Complicated&" I say this not because I am quoting the soon to be legendary "Nikolai Bellic". I say this because life is complicated. I have a life, obviously, but I I think that I am wastin...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

It’s too late...

Whoa! I’m A Lil Late! Ok, it’s last, I’m a lil drunk and I gotta be up at 8am tomorrow. So my day today has been quite boring to be honest, played oblivion for a couple of hours, we...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:28:00 PST

Not going to call this

Easter Sunday, WoOt! So, this is the day Jesus Christ was supposedly resurrected, well I say resurrected I mean he resurrected himself& Riiiiiiight& Mmmm Sunday roast dinner&. *drools* *snaps out of...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

Yet More Waffle

It’s Saturday!!! Hello to you my friends, it’s Saturday 22nd of March 2008, I’m Matthew Bertram and this is my second blog for Tonyo’s Blogging Weekend! Ok, so to start, I we...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

Easter...

HAPPY Easter ONE An’ ALL!   Yes, it’s that time of the year when we celebrate the death and re-birth of our saviour Jesus Christ& & Yeah fucking right all I want is the chocolate li...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:02:00 PST

Rant and then games. Expect expletives.

Things I've been thinkin' about. Ok, there has been a lot on my mind recently, this month has been a particularly bad one for me for reasons I don't want to disclose. Just believe me when ...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST

I’m bored, so here goes...

This is my first blog in a long time... so here goes. What has happened to the Vegas community? It used to be a place where me and  my friends could actually play a whole match without bein...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST

Games. In general...

This is my first blog on myspace I have a mygamerspace though and if your a gamer you should check MGS out. Ok, I know I have already done a Blog on my Nostalgia of games well of movies and how they w...
Posted by Mr. Sutra...meet Karma. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST