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Homer J. Simpson

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About Me

I have had many life-long dreams. Some of them include Monorail conductor, run out on a baseball field during a game, manage a beautiful country singer, eat the world's biggest hoagie, be a blackjack dealer, appear on "The Gong Show", to own the Dallas Cowboys, to live in the woods and bowling a perfect game. I have also won several awards, including the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence, Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop album of the year with the B-Sharps and a medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into Three Mile Island." i forget holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, i chew with my mouth open, hang out at moes (i love drinking) so deal with it.

My Interests

Bowling, hanging out at moes, i like going to greasy joe's bar-b-q pit

I'd like to meet:

Big Bob

Music:

classic rock

Books:

So you decided to steal cable

Heroes:

Duffman