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J. Ralph

Lock It Down

About Me

If I Could Only Stop The Car


And Hold On To You


I'll Never Let Go...


My Theories/Thoughts about the world and stuff 1) Scientists wanted to play a big prank on the world and made up some scientific thing that the days get longer. The first Daylight Savings Time was on April 1st, about a kajillion years ago. To this day, we have suffered the time change and loss of sleep! DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS!!
2) Everybody knows EVERYTHING. Its just that we do not open up our minds to these things, and therefore we get stupid, smart, and average humans. The smart ones are the ones who open up their minds, stupid dont, and average just go with the flow opening up every once in a while. This theory kinda sounds like the one I heard in Philosophy class...
3) Money DOES make the world go 'round. If there was no money, how would be be able to pay for things? Through hugs? That'd be funky...
4) Words come from a book that somebody picked up millions of years ago. This book is called the Dictionary. The Dictionary was made by possibly God, and put on the planet to teach us how to talk. Many different kinds were made for every different language. People say words derive from other languages, but they're wrong, they just dont want to prove God was right.
5) You can write ANYTHING you want online...and only people that you do not know and that are BORED will read it. The people that you DO know will NOT read it unless you tell them to or unless they are BORED outta their minds.
6) Everyone is bound to find someone sooner or later. You never know, you may have found them already and you just don't know it? This person could be the least likely person that you expect, but hey? What do i know? I'm just a kid
7) Once you go to a big sports event (I.E. Olympics or in my case, OFSAA) you are bound to find somebody. You become popular in the school and therefore, it must be easy finding somebody of the opposite sex... PROVEN WRONG!
8) If you don't have TOM as one of your friends on MYSPACE, then you're not cool. If he's in your Top 8, you're like the coolest person on the planet. If he's ur NUMBER 1, then like you think he rocks your world...I know he does mine! LOL
9) James Blunt is the greatest, and I dont care what noone says or thinks!
10)That you dont really understand songs until you actually LISTEN to them, or actually go thru what the song is saying.
NEW! 11) Heres a thought, the names Steven and Stephen are pronounced the same right? But you call Steven, Steve, would that make Stephen, Steve or Steph? More to come at a later date...
Therefore, according to my fifth theory...i dont think there is a point to all this stuff! so, like i think i can say anything about anybody or anything and nobody would read it or care about it...so like i can talk about personal stuff and if anyone responds, its because they felt like reading it. but i won't do it now, i'll do it some other time...
I Procrastinate...check my other lists, all are "More to come at a later date" or something along those lines..lol

My Interests

Instead of interests...lets make a list of things I Dislike!! WOOT STARTING NOW!:

Student Teachers // Birds(cuz they can poop on you) // people who dont flush private toilets(ie toilets in ppls homes) // waking up early // sleeping in my basement // people who bash other sports while they dont play any themselves // things that i do not get in school // some people // when plans dont go // when i have nothing to do on a weekend // stupid television shows that like nobody watches but they play anyway // people who think they can play sports but really cant // people who say they do things but u know they really dont // people who think theyre "tuff" // Being Single!! // Working @ McDonalds // Reading books // People who type something sarcastic online, because you don't know when people are being sarcastic unless they say **in a sarcastic voice** or something like that //

more to come at a later date

I'd like to meet:

anybody who wants to meet me!
and all my Heroes
and all the fictional holiday peoples like
Santa
The Easter Bunny
The New Years Baby
Cupid
The April Fool
etc etc etc... Another thing...Don't add me if you are not connected to me somehow (ie, you know one of my friends or are my friend) cuz thats just creepy =P
AND THIS GUY!! HES MY NUMBER ONE HERO!! Andy Milonakis ladies and gentlemen!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
oh and the Saved By The Bell Cast!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Music:

James Blunt / Blink 182 / Fort Minor / The All-American Rejects / Common / Maroon 5 / Chris Brown / Ne-Yo / Kanye West / Eminem / Fallout Boy / Lil' Wayne / Linkin Park / Lyfe Jennings / Notorious BIG / The Sugarhill Gang / Smashmouth / Sum 41 / Coldplay / T-Pain / Lupe Fiasco / T.I. / Tupac / Three 6 Mafia / Trey Songz / Ray J / Juelz Santana / Joe Budden / Dem Franchise Boyz / 3 Doors Down / Panic! at the Disco / Hedley / Nas / Boxcar Racer / Our Lady Peace / Oasis / Gnarls Barkley / Avant
wow...my music is all over the place =P

Movies:

Radio / Hardball / Saw I & II / Space Jam / BREAKFAST CLUB / Home Alone 1 & 2 / Highschool Musical /
more to be added at a later date...when i remember movies lol

Television:

Saved By The Bell / Doug / Rocco's Modern Life / Recess / The Weekenders / Boy Meets World / The Maury Show / Maximum Exposure / Big Brother /

Books:

I havent read a lot of books..

Heroes:

Spiderman/Superman/Batman&Robin/The Incredible Hulk/Spawn/The Tick/Aquaman/The Fantastic Four/The Power Rangers/Quail Man/The Incredibles/Wonder Woman/Wolverine/Green Lantern/Indiana Jones/Flash/Ironman/Sonic The Hedgehog/All The Transformers and Beasties/The Powerpuff Girls/Silver Surfer/Captain America/Mr. Clean/The Mario Brothers/Jackie Chan/Goku/The Carebears/Robocop/The Terminator/All one million Pokemon/The X-Men/The Listerine Gingivitis and Toothbrush guys/Chuck Norris ---More to be added at a later date

My Blog

Thoughts...

Right now it seems like this is the time where everything takes a turn for the worse...to me its like a lot of people are breaking up now, more than ever before, and a lot of the reasons for breaking ...
Posted by J. Ralph on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

Memories-Do it!

Even if we dont speak often,Post a comment with a memory you have of us.It can be anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, post this paragraph on your blog andYou'll be surprised a...
Posted by J. Ralph on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

DO THIS!! (saw it on a friends thing and it told me to repost on mythingsoiam!)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:1. I died from natural causes:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I stole something:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a f...
Posted by J. Ralph on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

hmmmmmm.....

so last night we had a latenight practice for the play...which really got me thinking a lot! which sucks cuz i dont like thinking..and it is ALWAYS about the same thing!! arrrghhh... one person at lea...
Posted by J. Ralph on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:58:00 PST

Third Blog...

damn, dumbest thing i just did, i wrote my third blog out already...but then i clicked "back" to edit it and it all disappeared...this sucks...i'll try to remember what i wrote... I really hate being ...
Posted by J. Ralph on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:22:00 PST

My SECOND Entry!! weee!

what is up to whoever DOES read these!! LOL please, comment if you do read them cuz i see that it was viewed 6 times this week, and like i wanna know who read it!! cuz i dont think anybody does read t...
Posted by J. Ralph on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST

Sweet my first blog...

im just gonna copy what i wrote for one of my blogs from my MSN Myspace...lets see... WELL WELL WELL...lets see if anyone comments on THIS ONE! lol...i never have anyone comment anything cool on my bl...
Posted by J. Ralph on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST