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I live in Carbondale with the love of my life, my husband Josh. I just recently graduated from SIUC with a B.A. in AJ with a SOC minor. I currently work for SIU as an Office Support Specialist. Most of my family lives in my home state of California, though a good portion of my immediate family is here in Illinois.
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Ky's Quote of the Week: "Love is friendship set on fire."
--Jeremy Taylor
Stupid Question: "When is your secretary NOT at lunch?"
Funny Things Josh Says:
"You could teach Shakespeare to a monkey if you could relate it to a banana!"
"THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THAT BONE!"
"Kylie's friends don't HATE you... except for Becky. Becky REALLY hates you."
"I could go the rest of my life without EVER seeing the ocean again!"
"I would have to say that those pants are definitely pull-off-able..."
"Yes I can... cuz I'm a thug."
"If this woulda been back in the day, five guys woulda broke in while I was sleeping and beat me with socks full of quarters."
"Anybody else would have been like 'Score! I found the sausage!'"
"Houlihan's bakes one MEAN potato."
"You should go out with Leslie EVERY night. Hey, Leslie, take Kylie out for a while... loosen her up a little."
"I have a penis... therefore, I am not susceptible to the cold."
"No, those shits don't give... and it hurts!"
"I love JESUS... but not like that."
"In order for this to work, the Gods would have to look down upon me and say: "Okay... It's your time, Brujah."
"That's what we should should name our son; Jimmie Joshson Brewer... the 48th..."
"This is the first and last time you will ever hear me say this... I really hope my next song is Surfin' USA."
"Damn... 'Get off me' and 'Light me a cigarette' are terms usually reserved for a different sort of situation. Not usually in reference to funnel cake..."
"I don't care if Jimmie Johnson starts driving the KOTEX car! I'll buy Kotex merchandise... I'll wear Kotex GEAR!..."
"Deven and I were going to try to bring sexy back... but then we changed our minds..."
"...and then I was like 'FUCK! She's a Republican...'"
"...I'm just kidding... if burglars break in, they won't use my knife... they'll have their own..."
"...you see... that's why when you piledrive Triple H, he comes back next week. ... Now, when you piledrive little Jimmy on the playground... he doesn't come back next week."
"When I go to sleep, the blanket will be draped over me. When I wake up, I'll be wrapped in a cocoon. Every morning is like Josh sprouting into a butterfly... A very pissed off butterfly."
"I could still kick his ass. He may know blackbelt, but I know Judo. Judo know if I have a gun...Judo know if I have a knife..."
"So... here's to my... untimely death."
"... and the people just ATE IT UP!... Because the people are sheep... or as I like to call them, Sheeple."
"There is no LAW against double fries!"
"Is that bad?... To have a villain as your hero?... I just want to destroy planets... that's all."
"That would be like making an A1 STEAK SAUCE jelly bean... I don't want that in a jelly bean!"
"I have a penis, therefore I am not susceptible to tickling."
"Vince McMahon OWNS YOUR MIND!"
"Mountain Dew and WHISKEY go together like peas and CHEESECAKE!"
"Quitters NEVER win...in the race for cancer."
"And NOW... the largest heterosexual male to ever do the cabbage patch... BATISTA!!!!!"
"I'm gonna come home... I'm gonna sleep it off... and then I'm gonna play UNO until I don't feel like playing UNO anymore..."
"... because... The GLAMAZON is WORSE than a long night of PBR and blotter."
"Get it... ATTACK!... I've got the base for your acid mother f*ck&r!"
"And so it continues... We have yet to see Bobby Flay win on HIS OWN SHOW..."
