I have only wondered one thing in my life...
These are just some of the quotes that have inspired me to be a better person:
"That's what she said."
"Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert, so I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, and fictional, and over qualified." - Dwight
"Abraham Lincoln oce said that if you are a racist, I will attack you wtih the North. Those are the principles that I go by here at the workplace." - Michael Scott
"Grief isn't wrong. There is such a thing as good grief; just ask Charlie Brown." - Michael Scott
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever because anyone, all over the world, can post anything about whatever they want. Therefore You are bound to get the best possible information."- Micheal Scott
"Just as you have planted the beet seed in the ground, I shall now plant my seed in you" - Dwight K. Schrute
"Me and michael are like one of those famous teams that like you see on tv. Like if Michael was Mozart then I would be like...Mozarts cousin...No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like....Mozart, and you mess with mozart, your going to get a bullet in your head curtasy of Butch Cassidy!" - Dwight
Dwight: Decapitation, instant death, that's very smart.
Creed: Actually, a human can go on living for hours after his head is removed.
Dwight: I think you mean a chicken.
Creed: What did I say?
"Im always thinking a step ahead....like a..carpenter....that builds stairs!" - Andy Bernard
"Did you notice? I didn't have anyone be an Arab, I thought it would be too explosive. ... No pun intended." - Michael Scott
"I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged? " - Dwight K. Schrute
"When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better, now that I know what hold he had me in." - Dwight K. Schrute
"Toby is an H.R which technically means he works for corporate, so he is really not a part of our family. Also he is divorced so he really is not part of his family." - Michael Scott
"Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Now he wants to fight. So I grab him, I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But I knew." - Dwight K. Schrute
