Master Plan |
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bachelors in music education...maybe minor in busniess administration....4 years...csun....or cslb....hell...even...csuf...ucla....uc berkeley...usc....berklee college of music....nyu
masters i... Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:27:00 GMT |
THE SCOOP ON POOP |
What is poop made of? About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of wate... Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 13:50:00 GMT |
RELIGION |
i didnt write this but it makes DAMN good points...
God and religion exist because human beings need/want them to. It's a delusion that helps people neglect the truth that this is all there is.... Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 20:26:00 GMT |
I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW |
: *The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
*The ... Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 21:33:00 GMT |
Makes You Wonder |
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'llsqueezethese dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonnaeatth... Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:38:00 GMT |
Only In America |
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America.......do peo... Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:37:00 GMT |
The Tongue |
THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMYYour words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to createconditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about.If you keep saying you can't stand y... Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
The Actualities Of Life |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willin... Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 19:27:00 GMT |
POOP |
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet... Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 21:23:00 GMT |
The English Language |
The English language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd n... Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 15:37:00 GMT |