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Mr. Joka®

3-3-8 this Summer is ours so bow down!!! It's so simple even a Caveman could do it.

About Me

Mr. Joka [mis•tah jo•kah] [n.] (1.) Amusing; always with a punchline and a remark; usually with an intellectual flavor and neatly phrased. (2.) Someone to be taken seriously; his true talents lie behind his smile and laughter; is blessed with a natural endowment or ability of a superior quality. (3.) A carib indian of Grenada, the Spice Isle. (4.) Genuine and authentic; stresses the mind's acceptance of that which can be touched or seen. (5.) Friendly; sociable; easy to talk and relate to.

My Interests

I refuse to sit here and type up elaborate sentences about all things that interest me... soooooooooo I'mma list them randomly instead. Ok Here Goes:Reggae, dancehall, dancing, being a shotta, soca, wine-ing, ah female's botty, ah females body, fashion, colors, juice, liquor, tecnology, exercise, fitness, cleanliness, horror movies, H&M, Uniqlo, Soho NY, Brooklyn College, Physical Therapy, T-mobile Side Kick, Evisu, Onitsuka Tigers, staying up late, being late for class, being late, outgoing, New Era Fitteds, parties, promoting, dark skinned females, basketball, being tall, talking on the phone, long in-depth conversations, networking, Biology, fighting, nice smiles, cute noses, no botty girls that still look sexy, The Jeffersons, $$$, happiness, love...(I got alot more to type but that's all u need to know for now)

I'd like to meet:

I'mma person that enjoys conversation and communication... anytime that I can spend gettin' to kno more about an individual (not gossip; from the person themselves) is thought of as time well spent... I'm here to meet & network with ppl that I might of never had the oppurtunity of interacting with in "the real world"... I want to meet anyone that passes by this page... seriously; Holla @ me

Music:

Noooooooooooo Reggaeton!!! Plz oh lawd plz Keep the Reggaeton in yuh I-pod I don't wanna hear it lol... I listen to Dancehall and Concious Reggae, Soca, a lil bit of Bullet-Box (Hip-Hop) music and very rarely some R&B... Artists like Kartel, Movado, Bounty Killer, Beenie man, Busy Signal, Elephant Man, Assasin, Mr. Vegas, T.O.K., Merital, Voicemail, Delly Ranks, Dr. Evil, Leftside & Esco, Wayne Wonder, Wayne Marshall, Buju Banton, Sizzla, Capleton, Riche Spice, Chuck Fenda, Fantan Mojah, Gyptian, I-Wayne, Jah Cure, Tanya Stephens, Lady Saw, Beres Hammond, Bitty McClean, Baby Killa, Tallpree, Inspector, Randy Issacs, Super P, Sheldon Douglas, KMC, Maximus Dan, Shurwayne Winchester, Benjai, Bunji Garlin, Faye-ann Lyons, Krosfyah... the list goes on and on and on and on...

Movies:

Machel?! SixFlags?! July 12?!Yes!!! Mr. Machel HD Montano will be performing live Saturday July 12 2k8 and Mr. Joka has your tickets!!!This is the bus ride of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tickets are ONLY $65... your ticket includes:Round-Trip bus fare Free food and drinks General admission into the theme park Access to the Wild Safari Live concert by no other than MR. MACHEL himself(that not bad at all... price soundin' real good to me lol)TICKETS GO ON SALE APRIL 1ST!!! TICKETS GO ON SALE APRIL 1ST!!! TICKETS GO ON SALE APRIL 1ST!!!Ladies and gentle man please be advised these tickets will not last and my buses will fill up quickly- DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT wait till the last minute to get yuh ticket... For more info/questions contact me at: (646) 552-3138 or [email protected] (if you have a facebook account and you'd like to RSVP for this event click the flyers below NOW!!!)

Television:


NAME-LESS!!! DEM DANCER DEM MODDD!!! BIG-UP NAME-LESS!!!

BABYLON FINALLY RELEASED THE CURE!!!!!!

BROOKLYN DANCERS RUN DI PLACE!!! MATTA FACT- DEMMA RUN DI WORLD!!!!!!

WATCH DING DONG AND WACKY FRESH PRINCE RUN DI STREETS AH BOSTON

Books:

Nuff ah dem lol... I'mma jr. in college, c'mon mayn!!!

Heroes:

My mother... the strongest woman I know... Her heart is always in the right place and she never backed down from any opposition. She sacrificed ALOT to see to it that her children never suffered. I am so proud of her and I am doing everything in my power to make her proud of me aswell and to show her that she's appreciated... I owe it all to her. And when that day comes, that glorious day that I can honestly say the "I've made it in life"... there will be no better feeling in this world than seeing my mother smile... she'll be so happy that I am her son...I LOVE YOU MOM