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Mr "D"

About Me

My name is Mr Delicious but my friends call me "Mr D". I am approximately 6 years old, but to me age is just a number. If you've lived on S. Beach near Lincoln Road chances are you've seen me during my homeless period. I'm a strong minded man..don't let the fact that I no longer have testicles fool you. My favorite pastimes are 1)Eating 2)Taking Dookeys 3)Swatting and biting my owners who shall henceforth be named "The food givers"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Soul Mate/ The Vet who took my manhood

My Blog

A poem I wrote about my favorite pastime

You must always take Dookeys. Everything depends on it: it is the only question. So as not to feel the horrible burden of Time wrecking your back and bending you to the ground, you must take Dookeys w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:08:00 GMT

Notes From the Litterbox

Sometimes when I'm sitting in the litterbox taking a Dookey, I ponder whether this is all there is to life? Sleeping, eating, getting petted, and taking Dookeys? Thankfully the answer is probably "yes...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 23:55:00 GMT

Names the Food-givers have gratuitously called me

Mr Delicious (my real name)Mr. D (my nickname)Dookey DDookey BalboaThornton Merrywhether IIIM-DizzleYou, Me, and Mr. D (Ok...more of a film title)D-Bow
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:47:00 GMT