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The King Of Awkward

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About Me

I'am The King Of Awkward.
I call myself this for the simple fact the my life seems to be a collective of awkward moments. And by awkward I mean in that way that it's only funny after a week or so of the said event. Yeah, Know what I'm talking about? Come on, Yeah, You know...Right? Not to mention I'm just plain weird.Beyond poetry and other writings my favorite hobbies are acting and filmaking. Either way I like to entertain people. Which usually involes my humilation.

My Interests

Anything different or weird... What's Your Angel Seeking For? .:BEAUTIFUL Anime Pics AND Music!:.
Independence

Your angel seeks for freedom. Your angel is part of you. Thus, you are the kind of person who values your indepence than most things in this world. Don't get angry if I'm wrong, but you may be a pained person. Problems in your life have caused you to be depressed, or, shall we say, greatly saddened. You may have lost hope many times, but you still manage to keep your independence. You don't listen to anyone but yourself. People may look at you in a "different" way, but inside, you want all the pain to stop, but you have a hard time expressing it. I wish you well!

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I'd like to meet:

Your mother...

Music:

I like all kinds of music. Anything that's alternative, weird, or just plain cool. Espically if NPR recommends it.

Movies:

I'am a Film Nerd. "A Clockwork Orange" changed my life. I have too many favorite to list and the list changes too often.

Television:

I catch a esipode of "Scurbs" here or there. "Six Feet Under" is the only show I actully have token the time to follow. And it was worth too.

Books:

Charles Bukowski. A Old Bastard Who Knows How Some Good Mutherfuckin' Poetry.

Heroes:

Tim Gunn. He's fierce!

My Blog

8uy M3 @ N3w<3

I was all WTFwhen u left ;-;I wish it was all OK& u would say, "JK"but it's so BSI should've guessedGirl, u had the bestIt was mebut u couldn't c X_Xu were already g2gnever 2 return ur brbso ...
Posted by The King Of Awkward on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

I Will Destroy Seattle

the battle was useless and was only a lesson of my own limitations such a great height we've come to fall from the fate we could've had that your slighted hand refused to draw       &...
Posted by The King Of Awkward on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

Emo Dick

My dickPisses tearsAll my blood and fearsIt burns when I peeNot because of V.D.But for the pain you gave my heartThat reaps and rakes like a cat's fartI'm flaming red from the stem to the headThis ro...
Posted by The King Of Awkward on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST