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Alphabet Soup

Where's my slipper?

About Me

I like taking moonlight walks along the beach, I like to dine at restaraunts with the candles flame dimmed ever so slightly, and I love painting pictures on small rocks. I even opened up my own rock painting shop. It's kind of going downhill though. So I am going to get into the porno industry. Imagine all the peni... I mean pussy I will be getting. I'm not gay. I have had sex with girls before. Alot. Sure I experimented a little in college, I'm just saying there comes a point in a mans life where he questions his own sexuality. I'm not gay. Fishing, I love fishing. I never went fishing before, but it looks fun. Oh I did fish before. It's fun.

My Interests

My interests are clipping my toe-nails, slapping my friend in the face, watching the grass grow, listening to the sound of silence, collecting grains of sand from various beaches, and oh oh I love painting pictures on small rocks.

I'd like to meet:

myself. i have seen myself, heard myself, even touched myself, but i have yet to meet myself. the only way i see that happening is if i fell into some kind of space time continuum. but that would mean a coherent whole characterized as a collection, sequence, or progression of values or elements varying by minute degrees. after that it just gets technical.

Music:

Music is defined as a way for an artist to express his feelings through a series of lyrics and words with the sound of rythmic beats and notes. I myself have been mesmerized by this art and the sound of music. Julie Andrews was so inspiring, it made me want to be a nun and sing to the world. I'm not gay.

Books:

Books are a way of spreading knowledge to the upcoming generation. To teach our youth about global warming and the greenhouse effect, to help with world hunger, to remember the difference between binary and compulsive radifications, about the annexation of liberal communities, and the abundance of rocks with pictures on them. I mean the pictures look so intricate like it was done with a lot of care and time and money and precious hours of my wasteful pathetic life that just swirls down a vacumous void that will soon leave me in an omnipresent nebula.

Heroes:

People who fought against Harry Anslinger. And for the ones still fighting against his predecessors.