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About Me

I finally learned to keep my hands off myself. I'm average height, weight, and I'm tough to pick out of a lineup. I've never been convicted of a felony. I spend all day away from the human race... you're welcome. I'm eating healthy as of this week. I think taxes are out of control. I wear sandals all year round. I enjoy playing disc golf and miniature golf, but not golf golf. I pay attention to politics because I like to know who's fucking me. I find being bitten arousing. I'm concerned about the environment. I laugh at inappropriate times. I hate American Idol and all other karaoke, for that matter. I like rollercoasters, even though I'm scared of heights. I was pushed from an airplane once. I'm in a band that sounds like Ween and Primus had an untalented baby and didn't teach it to play. I have trouble sleeping. I've never been involved in the Neighborhood Watch program. I wish I was half as cool as John Butler. I make fun of strangers, especially when they deserve it. I'm good with my hands. I used to wait tables in a four star restaurant. I have an older brother. I get drunk at family functions. I own a rifle that I've never fired. I take a lot of pictures. I really like the new Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats. My feet hurt.

My Interests

My little guitar, kung fu, jujitsu, disc golf, music.

I'd like to meet:

Kari Byron (or any other left-handed redhead, but mainly her), Jason Bateman, Nathan Fillion, Tim Alexander, Amy Davidson, Ed Norton, Bob Dylan, Guy Clark, Valarie Jenkins, Angela Tschiggfrie, Sarah Stanhope.

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Music:

El Duderino, Ween, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Xavier Rudd, The John Butler Trio, G. Love and Special Sauce, Primus, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Chris Monk, The Band, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, The Flaming Lips, The Beta Band, The Bloodhound Gang, The Dead Milkmen, The Velvet Underground, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Matt Costa, VRIGIN KRAIG, all the old stuff and much of the new...

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints (that's right, twice), Serenity, Super Troopers, The Thomas Crown Affair, Tears of the Sun, Anything by the Coen Brothers, Anything by Judd Apatow, Blazing Saddles, the majority of Kevin Smith's movies, the two movies based on comic books/cartoons that didn't lick ass, The Usual Suspects, the list goes on...

Television:

Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 100% River (Stowaway) 85% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65% Inara Serra (Companion) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45% Alliance 30% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

Books:

I'm currently reading Ancient Mysteries, anything by Vonnegut (R.I.P.), Shibumi by Trevanian, the list goes on...

Heroes:

My Maternal Grandfather.

My Blog

It’s late...

Make up your own funny one and just give me the credit for it.
Posted by Nate on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

Hungry America?

Better start getting used to it.
Posted by Nate on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

My t-shirt...

It's now been closer than I could It's now been where I should lay It's now in pleasant communion With that which has turned away It's now folded and buried, I'm sure It's now in the corner with me It...
Posted by Nate on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:59:00 PST

Taxation without representation...

Was it any worse than taxation due to representation?
Posted by Nate on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST

Someone said "rules are made to be broken..."

So are hymens. Zing!
Posted by Nate on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

Nothing says "I love you"...

Like knowing every single thing she's doing every second of the day and sending threatening letters to every male she comes in contact with, including her father. That'll show the whore how much you l...
Posted by Nate on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

If the IRS wasn’t dickless...

I'd politely suggest that it fuck itself.
Posted by Nate on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST

Hey, tax reform...

I have a few more ideas. These concern taxes. That's right, motherfucking taxes. Under my plan: 1. People without children will not pay for education. We don't have kids, they ...
Posted by Nate on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST

I’d like to be frozen for a hundred years...

Being thawed out hasn’t been all they hyped it to be.
Posted by Nate on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:15:00 PST

It’s hard to be angry when you’re laughing...

I guess that’s just another way that I’m special.
Posted by Nate on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST