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hayley

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

About Me

i believe in revolution, retribution and recognisance and that it's not worth living without having something to die for. clever irony, hurtful truth, modesty, honest to a fault and a sense of humor that isn't funny anymore. grammar is over, syntax is shot, we're hanging off a cliff. mix it all together. it's getting funny and i'm still impossible.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

girls who aren't obsessed with dudes
a proud moon and stars watermelon farmer
that haze, long flights to scarcely known destinations, saturday nights, my victorious opponent, fast cars and fast bikes on my apathetic days, movie watchers and book readers on calm days and anyone who likes to sit or walk anywhere for hours watching the world take place on any day. loud music in dark dirty places, a clean warm bed, people who share my never ending obsession with documentaries [conspiracy theories excluded], murder mysteries, true crime series, organic produce, a good travel, healthy cooking [or eating] and all the half dreams strewn around.

My Blog

my ceiling

it is exhausting policing your mind and constantly trying to forget what you remember. keeping busy is only a placeholder, it marks a spot in life you will inevitably return to when the motions cease,...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 03:53:00 GMT

$90.00 and the letter "P"

i have a potential epic disaster currently forming in the confines of my gums. for a few months, said disaster has been sending jolts of hatred through my head, sending me a clear message: call the go...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:04:00 GMT

can’t get no relief

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...i work all the time and cannot remember the last real conversation i had with someone my age about something that presses me, leaving me with something to work with. i had dinner with ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:15:00 GMT

free to decide

i'm considering liquidating some of my friends due to their political interests. it's just come down to that. how can you be 21 and jocking mccain? my hands are in the air.my dog is still a cute muppe...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:39:00 GMT

this is so i’ll always remember

cereal snipers (1:04:14 AM): i think i've somehow out done myselfcereal snipers (1:04:29 AM): ive reached a new highcereal snipers (1:04:30 AM): or a new lowcereal snipers (1:04:35 AM): or whatever it...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:10:00 GMT

potential awkward interaction: averted

i was taking the train to meet marvin at noksapyeong station. i am sure i spelled that wrong but it'll have to do. it's an hour and a half on the train with a couple of changes in the middle. i was...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:14:00 GMT

don’t do this, don’t do that!

My dog has a muted brain and maybe even partial (to full) ineptitude when it comes to anything that doesn't include: eating, sleeping. To keep it short, my dog is a moron. I don't give him treats bec...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:50:00 GMT

this year

a little late, but, i vow to:sleep less at the wrong times, more at the right timeswatch the sun set on 3 separate continentscook moreread more books about subjects that threaten meavoid guys like the...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:18:00 GMT

i ain’t got a friend left in the world

that's a lie.banjo is sitting next to me being his angel-for-an-hour self and i'm nearly wide awake at 4:53 AM. my sleep schedule is atrocious. last week i was up at 4:30 AM every morning and dragging...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:52:00 GMT

emphasis on the goodbye

last night a man chased me around the grocery store yelling "hi!" over and over and trying to strike up some random conversation but i couldn't really understand him. so i smiled and walked faster. an...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:14:00 GMT