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teh Jesus

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About Me

What can I really say about myself that you all don't already know ? I'm tired of just saying I'm your savior and all the hooplah associated with my Father, and honestly .. I'm tired of living in his shadow . I want to branch out, yknow ?
I spend most of my time alone thinking of how it really feels to be a martyr. I try to talk to my dad about it but he shrugs me off. me ma and i like watching te fallen beg for mercy from me dad but the devil always intervines at the last miniute with a better deal. other than that i like to show people how to drink my blood and eat my body, turn small fish into giant meals, and help the blind see. I don't really like roman's so, if your catholic just forget about it, don't bother me.I'll try to keep in touch
Jesus H. Christ

My Interests

Bowling, Klondike Bars, Salvation, Hondas, Big Spinnin Rims, and the Gays . Where would the world be without HIV?

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Def Leppard, AC/DC, lots of Metallica, Twisted Sister, oh and Timbaland . Jesus can't get enuff of that crazy Timbaland . HOLLA ~

Movies:

Super Troopers, Bio-Dome, Half-Baked, those silly stoners crack me up .

Television:

MTV'S SPRING BREAK .

Books:

I'm not much for reading these days but I'd get in trouble if I didn't say The Bible . There was also another good book called the Bizible, but the writers are long since lost .

Heroes:

Bubba Sparxx, Timbaland, Ed Norton . The DUDE