extensive exercise (heated yoga on acid), breakfast in the afternoon, gayspace, black tar heroin, curling,
Grady from Sanford & Son, anyone who has sex with Adam Metts or Larry the Cable Guy, all diesel midgets and people from Iowa, the guy who invented the bidet, and last but not least Mr. Hankey.
Manudo, New Kids on the Block, Hall and Oates, Abba (summer 84 European tour),
Titanic, Brokeback Mountain, Crying Game, any Barbara Streisand flick, and the sacred Gone with the Wind
Teletubbies, America's Next Top Model, The Bachelor, and Grey's Anatomy
really short ones
Rerun, anyone with a mustache and mullet, Bob Ross, and sporks