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Maura

Welcome to my insanity, isn't it awesome?!

About Me

Welcome bitches
Some incredibly awesome things about me: .
My name is Maura and I kind love it.
Im 19 years old
As of September 18th, I will never be a teen again.
I totally cherish the little things people do, just a simple thankyou, makes my day. You should try it, manners are all the rage in Europe.
Im Portuguese and Irish, that alone makes me cooler than most, and tan yearly.
I don’t like to use an apostrophe with the word ‘I’m’. I have no idea as to why this is, but hey, whatever.
Im a lefty ANNDDDD a twin, it’s getting crazy in this bitch, can you feel it!
Cherry flavored anything is awesome.
Good ‘n’ Plenty, rocks my world. and its too good for you.
Even though 'Crazy Bitch' is my theme song of me, I have decided to play 'Everything', because its a damn good song! Go Buckcherry, you silly bitches!~
My Dad is my favorite person in life. Period.
I chew gum, a lot. BUT I taste good so really is that bad?
Im upcoming my third year of college and I still am unsure if this is what I want to do….
I have tons of movies, and I am still not cultured enough. Wanna have a movie night?
I love the ‘c’ word, and won’t slap you if you call me that. Oh hell, I love CUNT! Things I Don’t Like
Liars.
Cheaters.
Stupid people.
Annoying people.
George Bush.
People who talk shit.
Ignorance in all forms. Save it for someone else, thanks.
Horrible drivers
People who talk on cell phones in MOVIES!
Boys who are lame
Decisions.
So if you can’t tell already, Im friggin’ awesome Don’t hate, and don’t be jealous, because not everyone can be like me.
This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today! I changed my profile with help from pYzam
I changed my profile with help from pYzam

My Interests

♥ reading
♥ drawing
♥ listening to music
♥ watching TV and movies
♥ being silly
♥ snow, it makes me smile
♥ spinning in the rain
♥ watching old school porn
♥ partying
♥ dancing badly, in general
♥ sweet boys who kiss well
♥ kissing
♥ biting
♥ handcuffs
♥ hanging out
♥ movie nights
♥ macaroni salad – mines the best!
♥ platform shoes and hooker heels
♥ shopping
♥ fishnets and thigh high’s
♥ cleaning sometimes
♥ phone sex – just kidding.
♥ going commando
♥ my sunglasses
♥ my boobs = a way of life.
♥ being crazy
♥ just being
me

I'd like to meet:

Almost anyone, cool kids only.
You.

Music:

I love anything from oldies to 80's to rock to some metal to punk to a bit more modern shit. Whatever's clever. Im so cultured.

Movies:

Im a big movie fanatic so I don't feel like putting them all down. I know Im still a bit movie sheltered but, I am trying to break free from it.

I like Drama, Girly Movies, Horror, Comedy, and Pointless Movies where you learn nothing but gave you some pretty groovy eye candy for 90 mins.

Television:

I am total reality TV whore, daytime talk show addict ie:
Jerry Springer
Real World

But I like other stuff too:
Gilmore Girls
Fairly Odd Parents
Top Model
Blue Clues has changed my life
Family Guy - I was so 'anti' to it for so long!
The Food Network! - My new anti-drug!!

Books:

I read a lot but I do have a few fave's: Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, All of Sarah Dessen's Books, The Principles of Love Series, How Far Will I Have Gotten if I Hadn't Called You Back?, The China Garden, Im a huge James Patterson's fan and love all of his murder's, Gingerbread, SHRIMP, and Newly added CUPCAKE!! and the Jenna Jameson Biography How to Make Love Like a Porn Star

Heroes:

Mum - R.I.P.(08/06/99), Daddy, Auntie Cheryl - R.I.P.(10/03/05), My twin - Caitie sometimes, Super Toilet, That homeless guy under the couch. You know, Im all over it. That’s just how I roll.

My Blog

Quiz Time

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MauraBirthday:Sept. 18th, 1987Birthplace:Brockton or Stoughton, I could check my birth certificate if it becomes an issue.Current Location:Randolph, MA - it has...
Posted by ∞MadameCunt∞ on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

Naughty Survey~

adult myspace survey ~ u need ballz to answer this!Body: This myspace survey has balls...Do you?1. How many people have you had sex with?2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushroom...
Posted by ∞MadameCunt∞ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

Random Quiz, Im bored ok?

70 Random Questions - prepare yourself!1.What do you order at McDonalds?Ummm, I love ice cream. Like year round. So check that one off. M&M McFlurry for me.2. What color is your TV?Well the outsi...
Posted by ∞MadameCunt∞ on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:52:00 PST

Myspace Friends

Heya, so, I had like 206 people on my friends list, but I went thru and deleted spams and junk and icky people. But, if you think you're not one of those then message me back.   xox...
Posted by ∞MadameCunt∞ on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

Quiz - I stole on LJ from Kelley!!

Hey, here is a survey. Fill it out if you have nice things to say. You can reply here or send me a message. Thanks. xox WOULD YOU...give me a piggyback ride?Lock me in your room and take advantage of ...
Posted by ∞MadameCunt∞ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST