mustafio jr

I was deserted in the Antarctic and was brought up by Penguins. I never new my father until now.Some Antarctic explorers found me in a cave telling new-age retro gothic poetry to 3 penguins and a snow white fox. It wasn't till I turned around that one of the explorers Timothy Simpleton noticed I resembled Mustafio who he had seen entertaining the women troops in the battle of sardine.It was uncanny and the only memory I had was watching Bella lugosi films while having electrocution lessons to improve my speech.Hmmm, but yes, yes, god damn it yes I tell yee, I remember the sour stench of irony and the stoney bearded face.I am the illegitimate son of Mustafio!