"you must try to lead a good life; you must do unto others, as you would have them do. so that when you die, you'll find golden boy peanuts,
waiting in the afterlife for you.
there are no pan-asain supermakets down in hell,
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts. there are no pan-asain supermakets down in hell, so you can't buy golden boy peanuts.
yeah
if thine enemy oppresses you... you must let him opress you some more. so that when you go shoping in paradise, you'll find those magnificent peanuts (from singapore)
with the drawing of the young chinese farmer, eastern sun behind him, smiling at you from the shelves.
if we want to spend eternaty in happynes,
we are going to have to watch ourselves.
you must give to the march of dimes,
you must be on gaurd against wickednes at all times. and you will find that your efforts have brought you great joy
when your spirit is munching on that
golden boy.
there are no pan-asain supermakets down in hell. so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there. but the
streets of heaven are lined with shells, and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere.
there are no pan-asain supermakets down in hell, so you can't buy golden boy peanuts. there are no pan-asain supermakets down in hell. so you can't buy golden boy peanuts.
go!"
-Golden Boy by: The Mountain Goats
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43%
