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Neil

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil
Birthday: 29th March
Birthplace: Dumfries
Current Location: Glasgow
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: Not a midget, but under six foot, I'm gonna go with 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Camo Dunlops that are manky and smell
Your Weakness: My fantastic ability at fucking stuff up
Your Fears: Being old and miserable on my own
Your Perfect Pizza: The ultimate in lazy cookery, I like them all nearly.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I prefer to bob along a day at a time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use MSN anymore, LOL gets on my tits though
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wake up feeling terrible every morning without fail
Your Best Physical Feature: So hard to choose between my skinny frame, oversized ears, squint nose and receeding hairline!
Your Bedtime: Being over the age of 12 I sleep when I am tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: The lesser of two evils? I'll go with the cheapest!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King if forced
Single or Group Dates: Both can be good
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton is ok, never had Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Variation is good
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea over both of those. Is cappuccino not just fancy coffee anyway. Like asking "Vodka Lemonade or Vodka Lemonade with a little umbrella and a slice of lemon in it?"
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I'm Scottish, it's the law
Do you Sing: Not well, and not when other people are around
Do you Shower Daily: Generally I need to, to wake me up in the morning, but I survive if I don't get to
Have you Been in Love: Often thought so but on reflection not sure
Do you want to go to College: I did and then Uni after and College was better
Do you want to get Married: Not sure
Do you belive in yourself: I've seen photos, they could be fake though :s
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love being inside watching them or outside as they approach
Do you play an Instrument: Wish I wasn't lazy cos I would take up guitar again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Wee bit
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You FBI guys aren't gonna catch me out that easily!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No I've not been American in the last month.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I nearly had an Oreo McFlurry a few weeks back but decided against it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Been so close a few times then bottled it, should I try it?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I had a bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: As often as possible
Ever been called a Tease: Very unlikely, but perhaps
Ever been Beaten up: Sadly
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't particularly!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm currently in transition to grown up life and I don't like it
What country would you most like to Visit: I intend to do loads of travelling.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Eyes attract me, but I'm not sure what in particular it is about them
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: As long as it isn't extremes of either
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Extreme skinniness or obesity can be off putting
Best Clothing Style: Individual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not enough
Number of CDs I own: Not too many, (il)legal downloads innit
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: :s
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My Interests

Music, football and partying, is there anything else worth the effort?

I'd like to meet:

I hate 98% of people I encounter.

Music:

Anything and everything. If it is good I'll like it.

Movies:

I'm not going to list some obscure French film from the 30's to make myself look knowledgeable or "cool". I'm a guy, I like films that involve any of the following in no particular order; guns, drugs, violence, sex, cars, gangsters, fighting, humour, Joe Pesci. A good soundtrack helps as well, and generally if a film has a lot of the above it is trying too hard to be "cool" and will in fact be a load of crap.

Television:

Informative or funny.

Once you get past the silly name, 'Dave' is probably the best channel I watch. In typical pleasure/pain standoff though, they got rid of UKTV History to make room for Dave. No more Planet Earth/Blue Planet etc. :(

You can't beat a bit of Red Dwarf, Family Guy, South Park, Peep Show and anything with the genius that is Christopher Morris.

Books:

I've nothing against a good book but never set aside the time to do it I'd much rather watch a film or one of the shows listed above. I am currently labouring my way through No Mean City.

Of the limited few that I've read the following stand out -

On The Road by Jack Kerouac The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien The Beach by Alex Garland One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest by Ken Kesey

Heroes:

If more people had the same mindset as Bill Hicks the world would be a better place. Sadly he's dead and Jade Goody gets to live which is tragic. Up yours Darwin, natural selection is clearly flawed!