Kevin

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic. To see the sights I'm never going to visit.I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.