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10.if you ever ran into a pole9.if you think mini people are in your tv controling it8. if you ever yelled at a mirror7.if you ever ran into a door6.if you ever thought math was fun5. if you thought batman was one of your heros4.if you ever thought someone of the same gender was hot3. if you ever held a cherry bomb while it exploded2.if you ever shot your self1.if you read this
My name is Jimmy Smith and I am the craziest american idiot you'll ever know. I am into death metal, 60's, 70's and 80's rock, or anything classified as rock. I'm in a punk rock band called the soul establishment. I'm an artist and poet. I also hang out with the Goths,at my school. I'm also a very good friend. And I HATE math. This is for people who don't like my music or poems. I write for myself and nobody else. They aren't a reflection of my personal life, wheras at the same time they represent everything I am.---------------We Wait-------------------------------------
--------The battle of life,--------------------------------
--------a constant struggle--------------------------------
----------and yet we wait----------------------------------
-for our brothers in arms to call upon us-----------------
------to take the throne-----------------------------------
----------I will be ready----------------------------------
-------------and still we wait-----------------------------
--------------------for the end of time--------------------
------------------------an eternity maybe more-------------
---------------------------------and still we wait---------
---------------------------------------I will be ready-------A poem by Jimmy SmithTHE REAPER IS YOU AND THE REAPER IS ME!........UNLEASH THE BATS!!!
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500 questions about you
THE BASICS
first name: Jimmy
middle name: Wayne
nickname: Sprinkles
age: 14
age you wish you were: 21
age you act: 14
birthdate: 9/7
birthplace: Hudson
current location: Hudson
body build: slim
current height: 5'7
current weight: 128'
what hospital were you born at: caldwell memorial
what time were you born: 3:36
star sign: virgo
how much did you weigh when you were born: ?
how tall were you when you were born: ?
do you get along with your family?: mostly
any siblings?: no
pets?: yes
how many?: 3
what kind?: cats and a dog
how many of each?: 2 cats, 1 dog
are you happy with who you are?: yes
DO YOU...
smoke: no
do drugs: no
cry often: no
read the newspaper: no
go to church: no
pray: yes
take walks in the rain: yes
sing in the shower: no
like school: NO
want kids: yes
if yes, how many: 1
take long showers: yes
love yourself for who you are: yes
play sports: no
if yes, which ones: none
sleep alot: yes
like to sing: yes
like animals: yes
like to play with fire: yes
IN THE OPPOSITE SEX.....
fave eye color: it doesn't matter
favorite hair color: it doesn't matter
height: it doesn't matter
weight: it doesn't matter
piercings??: it doesn't matter
if yes, where: it doesn't matter
how many?: it doesn't matter
tattoos?: no
if yes where?: nowhere
how many?: none
skinny...muscular...fat: skinny
hot or cute: both
looks or personality: personality
first thing you notice: inner beauty
THIS OR THAT
coke or pepsi: coke
bikini or one piece: neither on me
swim trunks or speedos?: swim trunks
love or money: love
pop or water: pop
dogs or cats: both
aeropostale or american eagle: it doesn't matter
aeropostale or hollister: it doesn't matter
hollister or american eagle: it doesn't matter
abercrombie or hollister: it doesn't matter
american eagle or abercrombie: it doesn't matter
night or day: night
sun or rain: sun
croutons or bacon bits: bacon bits
ford or chevy: ford
john deere or case: john deere
boxers or briefs: boxers
blondes or brunettes: it doesn't matter
arabians or quarter horses: wtf?
green grapes or purple grapes: it doesn't matter
beautiful or gorgeous: both
heck yeah or hell yeah:
hot tea or ice tea: iced tea
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
hugs ot kisses: both
goldstar or skyline: it doesn't matter
quiznos or subway: subway
summer or winter: summer
wine or beer: both
tequila or whiskey: both
bacardi or smirnoff: both
taco bell or mcdonalds: mcdonalds
perkins or bob evans: bob evans
dominos or papa johns: papa johns
pizza hut or larosas: pizza hut
HAVE YOU EVER
cried in school: yes
gone skinny dipping: yes
been drunk: yes
smoked: no
cried on someone's shoulder: no
had someone cry on your shoulder: yes
been kissed: yes
cried during a movie: no
if yes, what movie: none
seen something being born: yes
if yes, what: a goat
kissed someone in the rain: no
been in love: YES, now
had a medical emergency: yes
had surgery: yes
spent the night in a psych ward: no
played strip poke: no
played strip poker and lost?: no
been picked on: ALOT
slept outdoors: yes
been on stage: yes
been to camp: no
talked to someone all night long on the phone: yes
thought that you were going crazy: yes
been betrayed: alot
had a dream that came true: yes
been on the radio: yes
had a recurring dream: yes
had a recurring nightmare: yes
loved someone so much that it made you cry: yes
been in a car accident: no
been in a car accident on your birthday: no
toilet papered someone's house: yes
egged someone's house: yes
paintballed a cop car: yes
had your heart broken: yes
been dumped: yes
dumped someone: yes
gone out with someone because you felt sorry for them: yes
danced in the rain: yes
LOVE AND ALL THAT
are you a romantic: no
what is your view on love: it's underestimated
who was your first kiss: a girl in my 3rd grade class
biggest turn on: personality
biggest turn off: flab
what is important for you in a relationship: LOVE
do you have to know someone before you date them: no
what is the best thing about the opposite sex: personality
what is the best worst thing about the opposite sex: their period
FOR OR AGAINST
school: against
prayer in school: for
abortion: against unless in a rape case
straight marriages: for
gay marriages: against
kids: for
adoption: for
the war in iraq: AGAINST
gay rights: against
marijuana being legal: FOR
sex before marriage: for
illegal downloading: against
eggplant: against
long distance relationships: for
democrats: for
democracy: for
nuns: for
monarchies: for
anarchists: for
dictatorships: against
online dating: for
hitler: against
god: FOR
interracial marriages: for
interracial relationships: for
single parenthood: against because everyone needs someone
FAVORITE.....
food: pizza
restaurant: the yellow submarine
drink: coke
store: Hot Topic
color: Black
shoe brand: etnies
clothing brand: it doesn't matter
animal: SNAKE
guys name: Jimmy
2nd fave: what do I care
3rd fave: what do I care
girls name: what do I care
2nd fave: what do I care
3rd fave: what do I care
day of the week: Saturday
sport: none
sport to watch: none
flower: Black Rose
ice cream: vanilla
band: Marilyn Manson
scnet: what do I care
song: Highway to Hell
quote: School's practice for the future, practice makes perfect, nobodies perfect, so why practice?
candy: Twix
season: summer
car: 1965 mustang
state: N.C.
country: USA
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
you hugged: my dad
you kissed: ?
you talked to: my best friend Jonathan
that made you laugh: Jonathan
you yelled at: My neigbor
that made you cry: ?
that you said i love you to: My girlfriend Bev
you hit: my neighbor
that brightened your day: ?
you thought about: Bev
you saw: ?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
miracles: yes
santa: no
the easter bunny: no
the tooth faerie: no
god: YES
elves: no
magic: no
witches: no
love at first sight: YES
reincarnation: no
karma: yes
yin/yang: yes
heaven/hell: yes
satan: yes
angels: yes
demons: yes
DEEP THOUGHTS
do you live in the moment: yes
do you have secrets: yes
are you tolerant? patient?: yes
are you a daredevil?: yes
deepest fears?: my mind
are you gutsy?: yes
strengths?: drawing
weaknesses?: running
confident?: yes
any regrets?: yes
are you passive or aggressive?: passive
what shape is your heart currently in?: fair
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Would you ever.. and other things
Eat a live mouse?: No
Amputate your own legs?: Nooo
Bring a gun/knife to school?: yes
Run naked down the street for $50?: of course
Wear nothing but underwear for a week for $5000?: yeah
Give up eating your most favorite foods for a week for $100?: never
Give up TV for a year for a year of unlimited, free travelling?: NEVER
Get a sex change?: Are you crazy??
Kill someone without any consequences? (except possible guilt.): Most likely
Have sex with a stranger?: no
Have sex with a stranger for $50?: no
Donate blood?: no
Donate organs?: no
Kay changing subject. HAVE you ever...
Been locked out of the house?: yes
Eaten straight from the jar/box?: yes
Nearly burned down your kitchen?: yes
Cussed out someone?: maybe
Backtalked a teacher?: yes
Thrown up in public?: yes
Been proven wrong?: yes
Lied to make a friend feel better?: yes
Been bitten by a dog?: yes
Held a hummingbird?: no
Bled so much that you felt dizzy?: yes
Gotten so angry that you broke something?: Alot
Slipped on ice and fell?: yes
Slipped in mud and fell?: yes
Screamed in a movie theater?: yes
Wished you never existed?: yes
Almost drowned?: yes
Been blamed for something but somehow wormed your way out?: ALOT
changing again. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN I SAY
penis: man-ape
jello: mmmm jello
eyes: my band
AMAZING.: me
snakes: cool
hairy.: me
wing: bird
Hell: my school
por que?: wtf
Germany: Hitler
Egyptian.: mummy
wrinkle: oldies
Lets talk about boredom.
Are you bored right now?: yes
Okay, the subject of boredom is boring. Do you agree?: yes
Put the number of times that you've...
Been to a concert.: 1
Performed on a stage for something.: 2
Felt hated by someone.: 999999999999999
Called someone today.: 5
How many ____ do you have?
Family members?(living with you.): 2
Pets?: 3
Songs?: 29
Pairs of shoes?: 1
About how long do you ____ every day?
Shower?: 10 min.
Sleep?: 7 hrs
Use the computer?: 2 hrs
Spend on homework?: none
Spend in front of the mirror?: 2 min.
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Friend Quiz
Put 10 Below (Any Gender)
1.: Jonathan Russel
2.: Anna
3.: Hayden Russel
4.: Ethan Sluder
5.: Macey Coldiron
6.: Jamie Vines
7.: Tyler Benge
8.: Kelsey(Haydens Girlfriend)
9.: Michael Cramer
10.: Dallas Bristol
~~~~~Answers~~~~
Do you like #3: As friend
Have you Ever Slpet with #7: NOOOOOOOOO
Do #1 and 10 make a good couple: No
Have you ever dated #2: I am now.
Does #8 Smell good: How would I know?
Have you ever loved #1: No
When did you meet #4: 6th grade
Where did you meet #6: At age 5
Do #2 and 3 make a good couple: No
Would you ever live with #9: Yes
Is #5 seeing anyone: I don't think so
Does #3 Belive in Faeries: Yes
Does #7 like #10: No &
