I'm usually quite articulate.
However, I recognize that this is insignificant on Myspace.
So here are some short sentences.
I'm Aless.
I'm 15 years of age.
I inhabit a small room in a small house in Luton.
I'm educated in an oppressive, Catholic, all-girls school.
I don't make an effort to be original,
neither do I try to conform.
Still, one of the two usually occurs.
I'm that average-looking type,
about whom friends would say "She is stunning",
enemies would say "She's repulsive"
and strangers would say "She's alright, I suppose".
But I needn't tell you,
what are Myspace pictures for?
I'm single and indifferent to it.
But if I wasn't, I'd be happy about it.
I don't like to say I'm straight, gay, bisexual, bicurious, etc.
So far, I've always been straight.
I can't really imagine that changing,
but one day I may just fall in love with a girl.
Who knows for sure?
Superficial obsession is what I do;
I'm obsessively tidy,
obsessively fanatic,
obsessively grammatical
and obsessively obsessive.
It's a pain, but it's me.
I am agnostic.
And that's forever.
If you want to have a proper discussion about it, let's.
I am increasingly bored of life's routine
and would hate to get sucked in by such monotony.
So I'm doing everything I can to avoid that.
It'll either turn me into the biggest success,
or the biggest failure.
I try not to give myself too many rules.
Because if I do, I break them.
So in terms of illicit substances and activities, I do what I want to.
And, more importantly, I never do what I don't want to.
I'd like to think that I'm open-minded.
I try not to judge people.
I try not to generalize people.
I try not to give in to stereotypes.
That's enough.
Now, go about your business.
let's get together
to fight this holy armageddon