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Encyclopedius Britannicus

Vaccines? I don' need no friggin' vaccines! I have Qi Power!

About Me

African-borne, yet not of Africa. Chinese by virtue of blood, not by birthplace. American by heart. I've lived in the humid South, in the cold of New England, and the dry and sometimes cold, damp West Coast of the USA. I've journeyed to Shakespeare's Globe, the birthplace of the Olympics, the land of Vikings, and the "City of Flowers" to name a few. Yes, I'm afflicted with wanderlust and learning more about myself each day. I love language and being able to say one thing in many languages is always fun. J'aime parler le francais quand j'obtiens l'occasion. Pero mas personas hablan espanol aqui. I'm still a novice in Mandarin though. :(Im an avid Stage Combat fanatic and studying the ancient healing arts of China too (Traditional Chinese Medicine). That includes acupuncture, herbal medicine, and massage therapy. And yes, I can bust out a can of whoop-a$$ and heal myself up too! (Wow, I'm a walking old Kung Fu Chinese movie super hero cliche...)
Although it hasn't been easy I've pursued and continue to follow my art where others have given up. It's rough getting rejection, but it can only make you better and stronger and the final prize that much more worth it. My life would not be complete if I didn't have music, art, dance, and theatre in it. "Arte es vida!"
And for fun....


Bloody Benny
People Iced: Forty One
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Bowie Knife
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: The Icer
Get Your HITMAN Name alaric --
[noun]:
An oral sex master
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?
Where are you going? Create your own travel map! View dragondoctor's TravBuddy Profile

My Interests


Theatre, Stage Combat, Aikido, Kung Fu, Chinese Medicine, Acupuncture, Herbs, Healthy Living, Anime, Art, Action films, Stunts, Comedy, Music, Latin dance (Salsa, Merengue, Samba, Cha-Cha, Rumba), East Coast Swing, Ballroom dance (Waltz, American Tango, Argentine Tango, Fox Trot), Cartomancy, http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com

I'd like to meet:

Tsui Hark, Yuen Wo Ping, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chow Yun Fat, Michelle Yeoh, David Boushey (wait! already have!), Richard Ryan (wait, already have!), Richard Lane (wait! already have!), Anthony de Longis, basically masters of the sword from the East and West, Alan Ayckbourn (wait! already have!), the list goes on but you get the idea.

But really? ANYONE and EVERYONE!

Preferably within a reasonable driving distance of San Francisco Bay Area would be good, but doesn't matter really. Also any other acupuncturists, herbalists, healers, AC/AACs, performers (actors, dancers, musicians), artists, deviants, social misfits or anyone who does anything out of the norm, REALLY doesn't matter to me... you should send me a note. Just be your fabulous self and it'll all be good.

Oh, and if you’re my friend or we already know each other… What’s up?!? Where you been?!?)

SPAMMERS & HACKERS BEGONE! Thou art a pestilence upon mankind! Begone ye foul beasts of the digital age!

Music:

Local bands: Shoshannah Beck (www.shoshannahbeck.com) & Finding Stella (www.findingstella.com)

Dance, Techno, Pop, Rock, Salsa, Swing... WORLD (ah, anything really except death metal and hardcore gangsta rap)


Why I want to learn Italian...

Ain't easy being Asian!
Really good song from "Stardust" film
Dude, better hit the gym!

Movies:

Stardust, 300, Borat, Rise of Taj, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2, Crouching Tiger, Replacement Killers, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Zorro 1 & 2, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, ie anything with cool action scenes and comedy

Television:

So You Think You Can Dance, MinoriTeam, Mind of Menicia, South Park, Samurai Jack, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Adult Swim, Battlestar Galactica (Sci-Fi), Doctor Who, Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Iron Chef, Highlander (series), Witchblade

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter (cheeky lil fastard), Shakespeare, Chalice and the Blade, Ishmael, Secret of the Golden Flower, the Sandman series ... ah, anything to enrich my mind really.

Heroes:

Samurai Jack and Huang Fei Hong (Wong Fei Hong)

My Blog

Acupuncture!... A license to JAB with sharp pokey things =D

I just wanted to let you all know what’s been going on with me lately. For about the last 4-5 years or so I’ve pretty much dropped out ofsight. After a year at MFA school for acting, I de...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

South African Pride

YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume".You call a traffic light a "robot".You call an elevator a "lift".You call a hood a "bonnet".You call a trunk a "boot".Yo...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:18:00 PST

Goals for 2008

1. Pass California Acupuncture State Board exams!!!!!!!!!2. Pass National exams for Oriental Medicine!!!!!!!!3. Learn to ride a horse... WELL4. Open own business5. Make own business succeed6. Co...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

"What do you make?"

WHAT DO YOU MAKE?The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

Witch Doctah’s Advice

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bangOoo eee, ooo ah ah ting tangWalla walla, bing bang...Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bangOoo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bin...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:11:00 PST

When it rains, it pours!

You know that old saying something along the lines of "Dry as a bone, but when it rains, it pours!" Yeah well that's how it's kinda been with me the last few weeks. Good thing though mind you.First,...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST

Travel Blog for summer travels

I'll be out of state and country this summer!3 weeks in North Carolina starting July 7th.6 weeks in Europe right after North Carolina.I'm keeping a travel blog on this website. So check this one out ...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Out of State and Overseas this Summer!

Yep, this summer I'll only be in San Fran area for a few weeks here and there. Otherwise I'm out of state or overseas this summer! Woohoo!July:North Carolina School of the Arts for the NSCW East. I...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

National Stage Combat Workshop in North Carolina [NSCW East]

Yay! I'll be an Intern for the National Stage Combat Workshop in North Carolina (NSCW East) this year! Woohoo! That'll be 3 weeks of hanging out in basically what you could call summer camp for gro...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Writing...

You'd think that with a 2 week "Spring Break" vacation I'd have plenty of time to sit back and relax. NO! WTF?!?Aside from a nice little road trip down to LA, my Spring Break has been nothing but wo...
Posted by Encyclopedius Britannicus on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST