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Prairie Oyster:
1 teaspoon Worcester sauce
1 tablespoon tomato juice
1 whole egg yolk
2 dashes vinegar
1 dash pepper
Must be in this order. Place in a wine glass making sure not to break the yolk.

My Blog

Walking in on me

I kind ofYou knowWant tolikeI don't knowmaybeIt's likeummmKind ofYeahI supposeMaybeButuhhhNo, noNahDon't worry about it.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:32:00 GMT

Imaginary Comic Strips

http://www.focusingontrees.blogspot.com/Copy and paste this link into your address bar, please. According to MySpace, I'm being a dick. But I'm not.I'm going to start writing short, incomplete, or mom...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:57:00 GMT

Filling In Space

I'm sorry if I haven't talked to many of you in the past month. I've been pretty busy for weeks now, what with moving to Orlando, getting things done at school, hassling financial aid, and the like. I...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:51:00 GMT

I’ve Got Until November

To make the best out of y'all brothers and sisters before I am off to Orlando. So... Let's do this. Whatever it is.
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 00:27:00 GMT

My Cell Phone Is Fucked

So don't bother calling me, because I don't even have functioning buttons.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Online Communications

So through some form of tomfoolery I can no longer use my former AIM screenname (which is a pleasant surprise for me, seeing as I used to go through those screen names like... Actually, I’m...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:42:00 GMT

You Laughed When Thomas and I Prepared For The Zombpocalypse

Well, the time draws nearer, and we'll see who's laughing when only we know what measures to take to survive a zombie uprising:Zombie Dogs2012. Zombie dogs. We're so fucked.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Il Discusso Comediano

So after a long morning of raking up leaves and such, I come home to hunker down and search for something to do on the good ol' internet. Once I finish masturbating, then I decide to look at all of my...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:26:00 GMT

So This Is Christmas?

Today I am at Chad's house and his mother makes what she calls a Christmas mix. What it has anything to do with Christmas other than being incredibly bad for your health, I don't exactly know, but I s...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Babies Have My Blood On Their Hands

Because of reasons unbeknownst to you (and which I likely won't reveal thanks to the deep dark truth of it) I was hankering for a little blood donating. Just fresh out of a presentation about The Pixi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:21:00 GMT