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Jason Gardner

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About Me

They say Im an INTJ, but JD is more likely. Just a drifter, tramp, and wanderer. Beboppin around the globe for all you sinners. Experiencing all this wild world has to offer is very sexy, and Im out there for you. Been a musician, minister, student, homeless, drug-addled, in love, heartbroken, mechanic, nerd, cook, manager, farmer, grease monkey, writer, artist, always a greaser always a Marine. Always on the move. These boots need to see new soil so here I go. I'll be seein' ya around. Created with mySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

Marine Corps Swing Dancing Movies Comics Guitar Guitarron 50's Cars Board Games Yoga Camping Drifting Writing Drawing Exercise Pool Cards Reading Working Eating breathing Drinking Whiskey in Dingy Western bars listening to old country music Cleveland Browns.

Music:


surf rockabilly punk psychobilly Old country Doowop 50s Rock Jazz Blues Lounge Hawaiian Folk Classic Rock Electronic Mariachi Irish Drinking Music Hip Hop All genres have their own good stuff unfortunately ya gotta sift through a mountain of shit to find it Bands I've played in Spork Statutory Ape Ghost Blood The Northern B Stars.

Movies:

The Good The Bad and the Ugly Fist Fulla Dollars For a Few Dollars More Collateral Hombre Outlaw Josey Wales The Searchers The Exorcist The Lost Boys Sin City The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance GoodFellas Sometimes They Come Back Ninja Scroll Vampire Hunter D and BloodLust Man on Fire Hamburger Hill Star Wars Lord of the Rings Full Metal Jacket Pulp Fiction Resevoir Dogs Kill Bill Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead 28 Days Later 7even LA Confidential Shaun of the Dead Naked Gun all of them Unforgiven Grave of Fireflies Lone Wolf and Cub Wu Tang Kung fu Bruce Lee City of Lost Children The Delicatessen Anything with Leslie Nielson Oceans 11 12 and 13 Forrest Gump

Books:

Baghdad Burning The OxBow Incident Basho Black Dahlia LA Confidential American Tabloid Shogun Ramayana The Thin Man The Maltese Falcon Red Harvest IChing Romance of the Three Kingdoms The Odyssey Bible All quiet on the western front The Outsiders Sidhartha Billy Budd The Red Badge of Courage Oldman and the Sea IT Greenmile most anything by Stephen King Lord of The Flies King Rat The Hot House Louis Lamore Flags of Our Fathers The Prince Lone Wolf and Cub Sin City Official and Confidential If you meet the Buddha on the road kill him The Canyon Memoirs from Purgatory The Cross and the SwitchBlade Citizen Hughes Rifleman Dodd The Ugly American Gates of Fire On The Road Survival guides Historical Natural Science Criminal and Law enforcement.

Heroes:

My Grandfather Herman Specht The Man With No Name

My Blog

My way to Maine

      There I was, half out of my mind with wanderlust, walking the twenty miles from Windsor to Fort Collins, CO, on a fine August day.  I decided to got to Bangor, ME, ...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:13:00 PST

Just a Drifter

     Here I sit, huddled before a computer, in the low light of the lamp in my barraks.  Everything is covered and aligned, perfect for inspection.  Three thirty two A.M....
Posted by Jason Gardner on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:18:00 PST

Marine Combat Training

     I have just graduated the Marine Combat Training School, located at Camp Pendelton, CA.  One wouldn't think that it would hit 14 degrees in so cal, but it gets real fucki...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 12:53:00 PST

Personality Type, fun shit

.. ........START FORMAT SETUP & MAIN IMAGE -->  ..> .. ........END FORMAT SETUP & MAIN IMAGE --> [ENFP] [INFP] [ENFJ] [INFJ] [ESTJ] [ISTJ] [ESFJ] [ISFJ][ENTP] [INTP] [ENTJ] [INTJ] [ESTP] [ISTP...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:12:00 PST

Boot Camp

LIGHTS! LIGHTS! LIGHTS! Its 0430 and cold as hell in Camp Pendelton.  86 scared and sleep addled recruits fly out of their racks, jump on line, feet at 45 degree angles abutted to their foot lock...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:07:00 PST

The Legend of Elbow Woman

     This is a true story.  A ghost story.  Sometime between 1997 and 1998 my friend Chris and I used to walk home from school together.  He was my neighbor, and we ...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

World Domination

     In the Granite Falls Sr. High School Year Book of 98 I was voted most likely to rule the world.  (Good call).  So this got me to thinking how this impossible feat co...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

Human Civilization and the Choco Taco

    In my travels I've witnessed, participated, or had many things thrust upon me.  From comic, to tragic;but, mostly just plain stupefying.  And I wouldn't trade any of ...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

Bulletin Chain Letters

    This goes out to all of you assholes who initiate and participate in chain bulletin letters.  These are the bulletins you get that ask: " What would you do on a first date?"&nb...
Posted by Jason Gardner on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST