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michelle can do it better

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About Me


I have a BFA in film, and I still have crappy taste in movies. I retain entirely too much random information about useless shit. I wear skirts more than pants. I'm pretty short. I eat too much Chick-Fil-A. I read random articles on wikipedia for fun. I like anthropology and road trips. I'll probably like you.

I actively dislike asparagus, confrontations, and being ignored. I keep trying to come up with other answers for what I hate, and it doesn't work out. I don't really like the Jonas Brothers, but I think that comes more from working at Limited Too and less from actually disliking them.

My favorite band is the Cure and my favorite movie is Closer, in case you wanted to know.

I'm moving to L.A. soon. I can't fucking wait.

My Interests

The 1980's, Artists & Repertoire, Alternative Music, Anthropology, Baby Names, Ballet, Baking, Big Boots, Black and White Movies, Body Modification, Cats, Chicken Fingers, Chromosomal Disorders, Cinematography, Classic Rock, Clubbing, Crafty stuff, Creativity, Dakota Fanning, Dancing, Discovery Health Channel, Dolls, Dressing Up, D.W. Griffith, EBM, Etymology, Fag Hags, Film, Film Noir, Film School, Fishnets, French Fries, Fruit Salad, Geography, George Melies, Glam Rock, Glitter, History Channel, Human Abnormalities, Industrial Music, Intelligence, Jazz Dance, Kitties, Lillian Gish, Limited Too, Mini Skirts, Movies, Music, Music Videos, New York City, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Philadelphia, Piercings, Platform Shoes, Producing Movies, Poetry, Pointe, Rats, Reading, the Roaring Twenties, Rock Stars, Screwball Comedies, Self-Actualization, Sleeping, Silent Film, Stars, Stockings, Synth Pop, Tap Dance, Theda Bara, Vamps, VH1, Wikipedia, Writing

I'd like to meet:


Boys with tattoos.

Music:

Anything from the 1980's, A Perfect Circle, Alternative music, And One, Apoptygma Berzerk, Assemblage23, the Beatles, Christina Aguilera, Classic rock, Cradle of Filth, the Cure, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, the Doors, EBM, Everclear, Elliott Smith, Feindflug, Front242, Front Line Assembly, Funker Vogt, the Goo Goo Dolls, Guns 'n Roses, Gwen Stefani, Hanzel und Gretyl, Industrial music, Icon of Coil, Iron & Wine, Lifehouse, Letters to Cleo, London After Midnight, Marilyn Manson, Motley Crue, New Order, New wave, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oomph!, Palecurve, Placebo, Project Pitchfork, Queen, Rasputina, Razed in Black, the Sex Pistols, Shakira, Silverchair, the Smashing Pumpkins, Stabbing Westward, the Start, U2, VNV Nation, the White Stripes, Wolfsheim, Wumpscut, Zee Docta

Movies:

Closer, Velvet Goldmine, I Am Sam, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Fight Club, Thirteen, Gone With the Wind, A Fool there Was, The Birdcage, Mean Girls, This is Spinal Tap, Requiem for a Dream, Clueless, Ghost World, Chasing Amy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Zoolander, Heavenly Creatures, the Breakfast Club, Man on Fire, Pretty in Pink, Mallrats, Seven, Shirley Temple Movies, Disney Movies, Silent Film, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Peewee Herman's Big Adventure, Center Stage, Finding Neverland, Napoleon Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, High School Musical 2

Television:

House MD, Gossip Girl, Hannah Montana, the Suite Life of Zack & Cody, I Love the 80's, Discovery Health Channel, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Golden Girls, Friends, Degrassi: the Next Generation, History Channel, VH1, Turner Classic Movies, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Birth Day, A Baby Story, Behind the Music, anything with a top 10 (or whatever list), and sadly- the most awful MTV programming imaginable

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, Violet & Claire and Girl Goddess 9 by Francesca Lia Block, Invisible Monsters & Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, The Girls: Sappho Goes to Hollywood by Diana McLellan, American Silent Film by William K. Everson, Hollywood Babylon by Kenneth Anger, Rock Confidential by Coral Amende, Gingerbread by Rachel Cohn. I also like to read maps and baby name books. Yes. I'm serious.

Heroes:

You.