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Danimal

About Me

After a series of truly idiotic events I was born in Wales to a Swedish hippy and an English philosopher. Things have gone downhill since then. In my spare time I can be found cavorting with the devolved beasts which roam the bottom of the Moor, in a vain attempt to burn out the rats and spiders which lurk inside us. My mum still tells me to stop showing off. My favourite meal would be a bowl of hair and beaks, washed down with a nice warm glass of hot ink with a slice of raw onion in the top. I'm not from Shropshire, but i do like scrabble - I'm a whirlwind of contradictions.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I've ever seen on telly.

UPCOMING baby long legs EVENTS:

We are now circulating our new album "The Grey Doesn't Matter" for £4 (i think) and it rocks - all nicely produced an' that... if you can find us i might let you buy one!

My Blog

"Guinea Fowl"

those ugly birds are quite delicioustruly superb and most nutritiousliving in a caravan or drinking in the parkthese cluckers live a wretched life bleak and starkbeak peck scratch, scratch peck beakth...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:50:00 GMT

i wrote a beautiful song/poem

chicken pot pie!flying in the sky!maybe if eat it i get fat and i will die!living on edge!trimming back a hedge!shepherd's pie it takes me one step closer on the ledge!heroin chic!crazy bloody geek!in...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:51:00 GMT

i wrote a poem!

little miss muffettsat on a tuffeteating her plates of meatalong came a spiderand sat down beside hereating her plates of meat
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:15:00 GMT

ham-eating contest

today i challenged myself to a ham-eating contest, to see who could eat the least ham. somehow i lost
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:22:00 GMT

Cowbells

i found out at the doctor's today something that has been puzzling me for a while... it turns out the reason i enjoy ANY music that has cowbells in so much is that most cowbells are in fact tuned to t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Dan's recipe ideas vol. 1

sometimes, after a hard day of doing nothing at all, we all like to relax with a big bowl of comfort food - oh the joy, and aah the luxury!in such circumstances, i usually turn to a Botterill family c...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:44:00 GMT