"Guinea Fowl" |
those ugly birds are quite delicioustruly superb and most nutritiousliving in a caravan or drinking in the parkthese cluckers live a wretched life bleak and starkbeak peck scratch, scratch peck beakth... Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:50:00 GMT |
i wrote a beautiful song/poem |
chicken pot pie!flying in the sky!maybe if eat it i get fat and i will die!living on edge!trimming back a hedge!shepherd's pie it takes me one step closer on the ledge!heroin chic!crazy bloody geek!in... Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:51:00 GMT |
i wrote a poem! |
little miss muffettsat on a tuffeteating her plates of meatalong came a spiderand sat down beside hereating her plates of meat Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
ham-eating contest |
today i challenged myself to a ham-eating contest, to see who could eat the least ham. somehow i lost Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
Cowbells |
i found out at the doctor's today something that has been puzzling me for a while... it turns out the reason i enjoy ANY music that has cowbells in so much is that most cowbells are in fact tuned to t... Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:58:00 GMT |
Dan's recipe ideas vol. 1 |
sometimes, after a hard day of doing nothing at all, we all like to relax with a big bowl of comfort food - oh the joy, and aah the luxury!in such circumstances, i usually turn to a Botterill family c... Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:44:00 GMT |