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Tipsy McStagger

I am here for Friends

About Me


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I'm relatively clean. I like beer, wine, and the rest. My preferencial term is dweeb compared to nerd. Some day I hope to have my one Liquor store. I have 4 friend. One is imaginary, one is some fucker in california I cyber with while playing Call Of Duty .., one is a titmouse that is still living in NYC after I left and then the place got robbed twice (that's what you get for living in dark town), the other I drink with.
Attention!!!!! New Friends. I have 2 more!!!! My Girlfriend Gtizi from Hawaii. Who's wife called me white boy. I swear, I will smash her fucking face in. In a sexy manner of course. Kisses.
Also, my first lady friend to report. Debbie. Of whom I met at Sean Kelly's. She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend!
Which Disney Princess Are You?
Snow White
You're the most beautiful in all the land but you;re stuck living in some strange company! Snow White was the original Disney's princess and was first seen in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
..TR> Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 155 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (150), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
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..TR> My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR> ..TR> ..TABLE> You scored higher than 93% on proof
..TR> ..TABLE> You scored higher than 82% on beer index
..TR> ..TABLE> You scored higher than 99% on wine index
..TR> ..TABLE> You scored higher than 92% on liquor index ..TABLE> ..TABLE>
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on OkCupid Free .. Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman please, thank you. One that cooks and such. Is both lovely inside and out. Drinks. Can put up with me. Even better if you happen to be one, or all, of the following:

My Blog

Your Favorite Worst Nightmare

There are these things we think of.  A headache with pictures, ideas.  By playing these ideas into action, they become our lives.  In turn, they form who we are.  At 2:14 in the mo...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:11:00 GMT

Our Favorite Band

I just saw the Red Elvises at The Other Side.  Best fucking thing I have ever experienced in my life.  I have never had such a good time and have also never been so turned on.  The fema...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 00:52:00 GMT

You're Own Personal Waterloo

Were you of what we were bred.  I can not say.  Lifting the gracities of all what embodied by all these accumulations of being.  It is if what we have stated many times before.  Le...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Confessions Of A King

So, I am drunk.  I love to drink.  Drinky is me friend.  Also, I didn't think I was this drunk until I got home.  Free cab though.  Cool.  And then there is this girl.&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:46:00 GMT

How Indiscreet

Oh my.  My my my.  What times.  Good times, bad times.  Zepplin song, me 1 you 0.  Suck it loser.  Also, I gots stuff going on.  And not just it.  Whatever it i...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:51:00 GMT

And So It Goes

All I could think of all day.  What the fuck?  Bizarre.  If you ment for me to think nothing of you all day instead of just often, then job well done.  Good show.  Fucking A.&...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 15:55:00 GMT

Those Were Days Of Roses

It's not so much that I really have a "problem", it's just that this is what I am.  All me.  Fucking Tipsy.  Tipsy baby, Tipsy.  And that's cool.  And if you don't like it, th...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:44:00 GMT

This Modern Love

It's like, what the fuck man.  Not just wtf.  But the full on big timey "what the fuck".  You know?  Of course you don't.  You're too busy playing dress up and shooting craps ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:42:00 GMT

She loves to laugh, she loves to sing

That's bullshit.  Cut the bullshit.  Damn it.  I don't like it and you know it.  Well, maybe you don't.  But fuck all, you know now.  It sucks.  It's an infection.&n...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 22:49:00 GMT

Peek-A-Boo! And Fuck You!

Guess who's back?  Old man winter.  And when he arrives the winter beers come out.  Wooooo!  Also, I have returned to Missoula.  Hooray!  Or I think it's Hooah now. ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:26:00 GMT