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alex

Word Nerd.

About Me

I have lived in San Francisco, San Diego, Philly, Chicago, New York and Pittsburgh. I chose New York! Here I am back again, but this time to teach little ones instead of do phone sex. (Think I’m kidding?) Sometimes I write poems about Wile e. Coyote. Ever wonder what would happen if he joined a choir? I do. I’ve recently written a children’s book, The Perfect Platypus, and I am looking for a publisher. I’m working on a novel. (By the way, a novel is REALLY long.) I enjoy making puppets for small children. I like to draw pictures of dinosaurs. I'm definitely more liberal than your mom.

My Interests

poetry, writing, pink shoes, people filled with crazy, squishy children, learning lots, politics of the many, peace.

I'd like to meet:

tell me that you love to create. that you have faith in humanity. that you want to save the world. tell me you dig jazz and watch sesame street.

Music:

carmen McRae, Live, B.I.G., thelonious, spike jones (looney tunes)

Movies:

natural borne killers, usual suspects, harriet the spy, monsters inc, finding nemo

Television:

rosanne, murphy brown, law and order, heroes

Books:

written on the body, the secret life of bees, the giving tree, push, muscular music, centuries

Heroes:

gee, no one could possibly be more of a hero than george w. bush! here is a man who has taken a .42 IQ and turned it into power. here is a man who has taken "figurehead" to a whole new level. here is a man...eww, sorry, i was gagging while typing...

My Blog

Do cartoons masturbate?

Of course the answer is yes.  Cartoons, like mushrooms, have gathered their energies into one achievable place. Cartoons, too, thrill at the thought of being startled in all too solitary a moment...
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST