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Clavicle Man

Wow dude, you have a way of just getting in touch with the human soul, you get in, you use words to

About Me

most badass shit everi want to open a pub one day that is exactly like this videoi rule at skating and drumming and i like to make movies.everything else is fuck.Take the quiz:
What Skateboard Team do you belong on?

Baker
You ride along side Andrew Reyonolds. You are on a smaller company but with a solid team. You tend to be better at huge flip tricks down stairs than grinding down a hubba.
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?i have been telling people for years that i have an I.Q. of 80
Your IQ Is 80
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average
Your General Knowledge is Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

skating, eating, and being dumb Take the quiz:
What thug drink are you?

40 Oz. Malt Liquor
You like to cruise around get f things up. More than likely you have been or will be involved in a drive by at least one in your life.

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I'd like to meet:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Music:

Arch Enemy, Lamb Of God(no they are not religious for all you r-tards), Iniquity, Children Of Bodom, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Slayer, Insane Clown Posse, Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, NWA, Wu Tang Clan, Cypress Hill, 2 Pac, Isaac Hayes, Marvin Gaye.

Movies:

only the best one ever Nihilistic Notions....

Television:

Hogans Heros BEHATCH, and the dukes of hazzard

Books:

the alphabet of manliness

Heroes:

Satan, al capone, max hooten, Thor, hugh hefner

My Blog

ok so

i bought a sledge hammer and have fucked up a lot of shit with it. i recommend everybody goes out and buys one right now
Posted by Clavicle Man on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:42:00 PST

i just wanted to post this so nobody will ever forget

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner shows, and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact ...
Posted by Clavicle Man on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST

a pretty sweet game with pretty sweet music

http://www.viceland.com/se/v2n2/htdocs/zombiegrinder.swf check that shit the fuck out
Posted by Clavicle Man on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:35:00 PST

people thought this day would never come....

i got my goddamn high school diploma
Posted by Clavicle Man on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

SHIT

SHITFUCKASSFUCKDICKFUCKINSHITFUCKINSHITTYSHITTYFAGFAGSHITTYS HITTYFAGFAGGODDAMNFAGSHITTERFUCKINDICKCHEESEBURGERFUCKINSHIT ASSSHIT     i want to go home...
Posted by Clavicle Man on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:21:00 PST

weak

well gay. i have to go live in arkansas for 3 to 6 months on the 23rd of this month because my mom is going to be in tampa for that long and she doesnt want me here by myself. so i have a week and a h...
Posted by Clavicle Man on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:12:00 PST

FUCK

fuckin goddamn i want to see saw 2 so bad
Posted by Clavicle Man on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 06:59:00 PST

so good

man i found the best picture ever. check it out. good stuff
Posted by Clavicle Man on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST

another hurricane

BRING IT THE HELL ON
Posted by Clavicle Man on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:26:00 PST

goddamnit

i was skatin with a sombrero on friday and im watching the new real video and there is a dude who wears one. im so pissed off that everything i do thats rediculous has already been done but before i s...
Posted by Clavicle Man on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:44:00 PST